Pleasure Pick up lines

The best Pleasure pick up lines

Whenever i come home i bury my face right in the of middle the pillow but lately i feel as its time for a change are you up for the pleasure 🀧

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vth_shadow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25
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I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

Like i usually do With my sister..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fhoenixeterno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Are you a Chick-fil-A customer because it’d be my pleasure to serve you.

(I don’t mean this in the sexual way that it sounds.. I genuinely mean this in a β€˜I’d like to take care of you’ way)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JulieDM223
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15
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Do you work at chickfila?

Because I wanna be your pleasure ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrSlothMan_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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My cock is like a Jolly Rancher

Hard Tasty and a pleasure to suck on
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Johnnyboi4131
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11
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Damn girl, are you Aphrodite?

Because I’m in the mood for some pleasure and procreation?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UTickleMyFancy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19
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I may have many nicknames for you but one day...

I hope to have the pleasure to call you mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FloufY878
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03
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Hey baby, are you a BMW?

Because I wanna have the sheer pleasure of driving you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/interestingopinions
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/muckrak3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Girl are you hedonist ?

'cause I can't wait to use that head for pleasure.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shubhankurthakur
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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Babe, did you know I’m secretly part pizza?

Because I’ll give you 12” of pleasure
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Smalligan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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Hey, have I seen you before?

No? Huh. Oh well, maybe I’ll have that pleasure some other time
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shujaemon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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