Impressive Pick up lines

The best Impressive pick up lines

I can eat yogurt without a spoon

She said “wow impressive” and I don’t know how to respond.
👤︎ u/rasheme-allergi
📅︎ Dec 01
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Hey girl, you look like $1,000,000

Less impressive you would've done ten years ago
👤︎ u/epic123222
📅︎ Dec 08
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You look like a million dollars

Less impressive than you would have done ten years ago.
👤︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
📅︎ Nov 18
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this one has raked me up an impressive number of slaps...

Is your dad in prison? "no, why?" If I was your dad I'd be in prison.
👤︎ u/brogississippi
📅︎ Jan 05
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