Ground Pick up lines

The best Ground pick up lines

Hey girl, are you the ground?

Because I want to put my seeds inside of you
👤︎ u/Awesomedarkbo
📅︎ May 08
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Are you a ground type?

Coz i wanna rhydon you
👤︎ u/honeydrops2018
📅︎ Jul 14
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I like my women like I like my coffee...

...fire roasted, ground up, and packed in burlap. Also, decaf.
👤︎ u/HasturDragon
📅︎ Nov 20
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Hey you wanna play a game?

Its called pearl harbor I’ll lay on the ground and you can blow the hell outta me
👤︎ u/allthagoodusernames
📅︎ Jul 20
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Walk up to someone and smash ice on the ground...

"Sorry, I was just breaking the ice..."
👤︎ u/steelbro_300
📅︎ Aug 15
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Did it hurt falling from the sky?

Well how did you survive!? That plane was like 1km above ground!
👤︎ u/Fylex_RO
📅︎ Jun 27
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Hey I'm not into fashion,

But I totally think that dress would look way better accelerating to the ground at 9.81 m/s^2
👤︎ u/theimpregnatedtwinky
📅︎ Dec 24
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*Throws self onto the ground next to the girl*

Oh hi.... didn't see you there. Oh wait... yes i did. You're the girl of my dreams ;)
👤︎ u/skladrum
📅︎ May 07
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I like my women how I like my coffee..

Ground up and put in the freezer
👤︎ u/anthonyyyyyyyyy
📅︎ Apr 04
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I like my girls like I like my coffee

Ground up and put in a burlap sack
👤︎ u/SkylorScott
📅︎ Aug 24
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Hey, did you fall from Heaven?

Because your face looks like it hit the ground pretty hard.
👤︎ u/BILLNYEPIZZAPIE
📅︎ Nov 04
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Trigger Warning: Offensive pick-up line ahead

Hey girl, you can call me the North Tower. Cause I put out for 102 minutes then leave you in pieces on the ground.
👤︎ u/jacencross
📅︎ Dec 16
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I like my coffee like I like my women...

Ground up and in the freezer.
👤︎ u/_no_pants
📅︎ May 27
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