Joke Pick up lines

The best Joke pick up lines

I Like Jokes. But I like HUMOR.

Humor = You More
👤︎ u/KingExpertise
📅︎ Jan 06
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Hey girl , you're exactly like my jokes!

nobody likes you
👤︎ u/_MataS1D_
📅︎ Sep 14
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hey girl, are you a joke?

cause i don't get you
👤︎ u/huzaifa_amin0900
📅︎ Apr 16
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Hey girl, Is Your Name Santi ?

Hey girl is your name Santi, Cazorla want is you (Only soccer fans would get the joke)
👤︎ u/leoseezn
📅︎ Jan 03
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Are you a four-wheels girl?

Because im At-Truck-Ted to you P.S this is my first time making a Joke i know its cringey But bear with me
👤︎ u/Complex_Syndrome
📅︎ Jan 21
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Do you like to make jokes about ethnicity?

Because I may get a little Rachel. Yeah, probably not a winner and only works for one name.
👤︎ u/MrEvan312
📅︎ Aug 07
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I like my women like I like my whiskey

12 years old and mixed up with coke. Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though.
👤︎ u/Canyouplzstop
📅︎ Sep 24
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Do you like self deprecating jokes?

Because I have low confidence and humour is my coping mechanism...
👤︎ u/LemonLordTheGreat
📅︎ Jan 17
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My friend made a joke

We were in the hall and he said “you’re as straight as a twig” a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl “is that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?” 😂 figured it fit here
👤︎ u/SND01X
📅︎ Oct 16
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Hey girl wanna hear a joke about a pizza?

Nevermind it's too cheesy
👤︎ u/Pessimistic73
📅︎ Jun 23
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You know the joke of why 6 is afraid of 7 right?

"Yeah why?" "Well do you know why the 7 ate the 9?" "Idk why? " "To get you off, what's up I'm OP."
👤︎ u/Phantomninja83
📅︎ Jun 25
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I would tell you a joke...

I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long
👤︎ u/ToppedOffCoffee
📅︎ Mar 03
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Hey, are you suicide?

Cause I make jokes about doing you
👤︎ u/WeeRabbitz
📅︎ Aug 29
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Heres a joke to say on a coffee date

What did the coffee say to the latte? Hey, you're kind of hot! (And you can either choose out of these 2 or follow up with this next one) What did the latte say back to the coffee? (Thanks!) I like you a latte
👤︎ u/Calypzo1
📅︎ Jan 02
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Hey girl, do you like to laugh?

Because I’m officially taken as a joke.
👤︎ u/TheRealRoybot
📅︎ Dec 09
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What do i get when i cross a joke with a pick up line?

Your number
👤︎ u/farazormal
📅︎ Jun 20
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*on April first* damn girl

Are you today’s date because you’re a complete joke
👤︎ u/Pine_Apple_Boat
📅︎ Feb 25
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Are you a suicide, because you’re always on my mind.

(It’s only a joke, I promise)
👤︎ u/GGingerton3
📅︎ Apr 09
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My bed hurts my back, can i sleep in yours instead?

no joke this actually worked for me
👤︎ u/DUBtheGamer247
📅︎ Apr 03
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I'm usually pretty funny

But I can't tell jokes in front of pretty girls
👤︎ u/bigshark2740
📅︎ Mar 04
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Is Your Heart From R/Jokes?

I'd love to steal it.
👤︎ u/Dingboop1
📅︎ Nov 05
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You know after seeing your brother and sister I think I got competition but you don’t.

Yes I know this is shitty and has an incest joke, but ya know uh yeah.
👤︎ u/Half-PunchMan
📅︎ Mar 31
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Could someone help me with Alina

She’s German no nazi jokes pls Pickup lines w name Alina
👤︎ u/yomafat1234
📅︎ Feb 10
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Creative workshopping needed with a name

So there's this girl whose name could, with a little ambiguity be translated as Spinach. I'm trying to think of a Popeye joke, but it just isn't coming to me
👤︎ u/randomizedusername43
📅︎ Nov 20
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Guys please help me out.

So I'm working on a promposal for this girl and she loves cheesy pick up lines/ dad jokes. So if anyone has some good ones please tell me.
👤︎ u/josiahswims
📅︎ Apr 18
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Tinder girl said she's real.

Her pics are beautiful so naturally her bio says "yes, I'm real" I matched with her back in 5/2, but I been shy/busy. I want to make a joke along the lines of "sorry for taking so long, waiting for the government to verify you're real bc I thought angels don't exist" She's got a kid so I feel she'd be like mature ig? We both 23, any suggestions?
👤︎ u/420awesomesauce
📅︎ May 15
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