Ima Pick up lines

The best Ima pick up lines

We are gonna do a little science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and ima be the egg and we can finally see who cums first.

What ya’ll think?
👤︎ u/Meme-lord-is-ya-boii
📅︎ Oct 05
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Girl ima sing my abcs

A- because your Awesome B- Because your Beautiful C- Because your Confident And lastly this D because u Deserve it.
👤︎ u/CuberCriminal
📅︎ Jan 19
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Instagram Flirting 👀

Once I got an Idea to hit pickup lines on Instagram. So I created anonymous account and gained some fake followers and then started DM with cheesy pickup lines. After many DMs a girl replied "Ankh se goli maar kr udda dungi😌😏". But I didn't Stop to hit more pickups 😂. But got blocked for 4 days and requested me by 'asking who are you ?' Again I hit 'Do you know me ?' She replied 'Kon hooo bhai' "Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams" She : Aww that was cute 🥰 ...But I have a boyfriend.. sorry Me : even goal has a goalkeeper but still we score She : 😂😂😂omg!!! Ima take that from you You should follow me so I can see your insta . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And FU*K oucht
👤︎ u/mikepatell
📅︎ Jun 22
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Ima slam that shit so hard im gonna give you Gynobifida.

dayum
👤︎ u/shantics
📅︎ Oct 10
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Are you a traffic jam

Cause ima be in you for eva
👤︎ u/666ofw66
📅︎ Nov 24
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Damn girl are you COVID-19 ?

Because ima need another shot to convince myself that we can go out
👤︎ u/____okay
📅︎ Mar 27
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Are you a wine or whisky person?

Girl: I like vodka and gin. but gin is my favorite Boy: Girl you can't ima**GIN**e what I'll do to you tonight.
👤︎ u/rblorov
📅︎ Mar 08
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Pick up line for a girl named, Iman?

She was named after David Bowie's wife and she is black.
👤︎ u/kbranger
📅︎ Mar 11
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Do you play Metal Gear Solid 2...

...because Ima make you my "Gurl-lukovich" and have you "Raiden" my "Solid Snake" until I shoot "Liquid" all over your "Ass-elot".
👤︎ u/THE_reverbdeluxe
📅︎ Oct 10
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Hey GURL you can call me a shower curtain

Cuz ima make sure you get wet in a visually isolated area
👤︎ u/Starboy11
📅︎ Jun 26
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