Knew Pick up lines

The best Knew pick up lines

You know I never knew euphoria, but I think I just met her.

Inspired by β€œC’est la vie” weathers
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blazedarkswrod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27
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Hey, do you like the hot or cold better?

Well, I like the heat better, although you probably already knew that since I'm talking to the hottest person here.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Burritoismybunny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Do you think it would hurt to fall from a vending machine?

Option 1: I knew you would know cause damn girl you a snack Option 2: Sorry I thought you would know cause damn girl you a snack (Yes it is dumb, yes it has worked, yes I am sad.)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeepeepoopooXDXD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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Hey girl, are you a PS5?

Because I knew I needed you the second I saw you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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Hey girl, do you like figurative language

Cus as soon as I saw you I knew that I just metaphor
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DingusTickler007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/petergriffinfricken
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Hey are you drug dealer?...

Cause I saw that crack and knew I had to have some..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blubgoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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Hey girl, are you Vladimir Putin?

Since the moment i saw you, i knew i couldn't choose another.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IrmaWasGood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Hey girl, are you my assassination target?

Cause the moment I saw you, I knew I had to take you out!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/showboom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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What do you and Area 51 have in common?

Everyone thinks itll be easy to get inside of you and once they do, they'd pretend they knew what they were doing.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IlIACElIl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13
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What’s Seven long and you need from me ?

My phone number. I would’ve given you my area code but I knew you wouldn’t believe what’s 10 long and you need from me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YungTesla59
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11
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Hey there, are you passion of the christ?

cuz when i met you, i knew you'd end up being my my salvation.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chexmp
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19
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Whoever designed the QWERTY format keyboard was a prophet:

He knew U and I belong together.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KuntaStillSingle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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