Pussies Pick up lines

The best Pussies pick up lines

Weiners are long, Pussies are wet

im not wrong, wanna bet?

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👤︎ u/iratherb

📅︎ Feb 06

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Are you a cat or a dog person?

You better say dogs, because the only thing I do to pussies is murder them My girlfriend came up with this one. Not sure if it belongs here or r/darkjokes

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👤︎ u/dankyeti69

📅︎ May 21

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Weiners are long, Pussies are wet

Are you a cat or a dog person?

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