Bad Pick up lines

The best Bad pick up lines

Are you into bad boys?

Because Iโ€™m bad at everything
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/cranked_up
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 13
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I heard you're into bad boys,

Not a pick up line but I used the right "your" which means you have to date me now
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kahootmaster1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 14
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oh you like bad boy huh ?

cos' i'm bad at everything
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/not_alyelloy10
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 01
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Dear god these are bad

I just joined and oh my god. These are the worst pickup lines I've ever heard.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Threecan3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 14
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You must be bad at maintaining rythm

You made ME skip a beat
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/-KrAnTZ-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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Hey, are you a bad girl?

Cuz I want to spank you with an elephant trunk.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nine9ten10
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 05
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March was bad, April is grey...

I hope we can go out in may...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/theguyurmomhates
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 03
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They say eating snacks before bed is bad for you

But damn baby i'd eat you out all night ๐Ÿฅด
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 10
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Damnn when I see you I feel old as hell

I always feel like Iโ€™m about to have a stroke Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesnโ€™t rub you off...rub off on you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Not-Your-Dad-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28
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You know what, I am a bad shooter.

Cause I keep on missing you. Char.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hershie_pie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 06
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This sub has gone somewhat bad

The majority of these pickup lines are reposts and if you know you can actually look up if it has been used on the sub. It would be nice for some original content but I know there is og content on here.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/shrek_meme_love
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 03
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All my ex call me a dog

You know all my ex used to call me a dog Not because i am bad or something, cause i am good at licking....
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sunridersurya
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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Girl, are you a fossil?

Because I wanna date you so bad
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Spanish-Philosopher
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 25
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Hey girl, what does your underwear and cocaine have in common?

I want to badly sniff them both
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PointedPaladin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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Roses are red, corona is bad

I want you to make me a dad
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Beramin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 25
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Damn girl, are you a bad surgeon

Because I'm dying right now please put my lungs back
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Papyrus521
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 16
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We might be some bad apples on our own,

But together we would make a great pear.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Purecheeze3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 16
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How bad would you say this pandemic is for you?

On a scale from 1-you, one being the lowest and you being a 10?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/within_kamath23
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 25
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I'm bad at geometry but

Girl if you were an angle you'd be acute one.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Taharazaaps
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 23
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Morning with an u is mourning,

but for me a morning wothout you is just mourning. (yes i know that this is very bad, so you dont need to tell me)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/neona07
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 25
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Life is like the word 'color'

It's better with u in it (Sorry if its bad) Edit: I just wanted to say thanks to everyone. I never post, let alone get 1k upvotes for a post, so thanks! Also i got my first award! :D
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Brahmatron96
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 10
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This is a bad one, but, here goes.

You can't spell menu without u n' me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gradymegalania
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21
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Always had a thing for bad b*tches with thicc thighs

Girls like you are a sight to sore eyes. Let's go out before the time flies?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/B0rN__
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 18
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My mama says you're bad for my health

'Cause whenever I'm with you, I pinch myself to check if I'm dreaming.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ThatSmartIdiot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 08
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I have a bad memory...

and I forgot how to kiss, can you teach me?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Captcha_8
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 24
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Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that. For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk foodโ€ฆyou better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings. The question is: What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself? To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress. First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them. Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything. Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be. What are you lacking? What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down. Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress. Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine? What skills do I need to get? At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness. Why do I feel this in this moment? Go deeper. What is triggering me to feel in a certain state? Why do I feel this way? Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why? Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states. Check what triggers you. Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations. What was the previous time that you felt that? And before that time when did you feel that? Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now. Try to meditate everyday: Think about what are you escaping. Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad. When was the previous time that you were feeling this too? Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism. Accept them and let them go. You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing โ€œshhhโ€ sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again. Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times Peace out ๐Ÿ˜˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 13
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Sex is bad, sex is a sin,.....

Sins are forgiven, stick it right in.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shub_007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29
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I heard you like bad boys,

Well Iโ€™m bad at everything
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dummythicc_john_wick
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 25
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I might have to call the supernanny

Because you bad asf ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RoadmanKatakuri
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 23
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Girl , Are you a fossil ?

Cause I wanna date you so bad
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/robinhood8022
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 20
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Hey girl wanna know the difference between you and abstract art?

Abstract actually has a reason to look bad, hot damn.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SuperSpooker1337
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 01
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Moderately bad influence

Iโ€™ve been stumped trying to think of a pickup line for a girl on tinder whose bio is โ€œModerately bad influenceโ€ any ideas?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/XDpadfoot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 04
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Hey girl, are you having a bad time lately?

Because i can make your hole weak.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/asimplestargazer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 24
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Hi my name is bad things.

I heard youโ€™ll do me for this new year.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mfali
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01
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Girl are you the stock market?

'Cause I'd jump out a window if anything bad happened to you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/regularMASON
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 08
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Are you 120ยฐ Fahrenheit?

Cause' you looking kinda hot. (tell me if it's bad or not)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Deku-2-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 20
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My attempt at flirting...

Hey girl, I'm really bad at pickup lines, so lemme just take you out some time??
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NixxArt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 17
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Jeffery dahmer said that tattoos make human flesh taste bad.

But I bet you still taste delicious.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thesouthernbeard
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 06
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Damn girl, Are you a new book?

Cuz, I wanna smell your insides so bad.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/legit_karumoto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 24
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Are you from the state of Alabama?

cause i wanna be your uncle real bad
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hapaughile
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 06
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I know I'm bad at school but if you were the topic well that is a different story.

Iam bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME saw you.I am bad in CHEMISTRY but I can tell you my REACTION when you SMILE.I am bad in PHYSICS butI can tell the INTENSITY the SPARKS of my EYES give, when they SEE you.I am bad in every SUBJECT but I can TELL ALL.I will PASS all SUBJECTS if the TOPIC is YOU!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheShadowMonrch
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 16
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My ophthalmologist says I have bad eyesight

But I can see 20/20 right in front of me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Sprit1234
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 15
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For pretty people with bad personality

Are you a cigarette? Cause you're smoking but also cancerous.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Meme_God3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 14
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It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_ieya_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 20
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Are your parents by any chance the World of Warcraft?

Then where did they get such bad graphics?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JustAnotherOneFella
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 08
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Are you a shot of whiskey?

Because you look like a bad decision I want to make over and over again.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tradingthoughts
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 16
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You look like a upside down half pig half human hybrid with bad hygene

Hi im bob
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ukeacreator
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 17
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For those stock market girls (really bad)

You make me feel like the DOW J, cause Iโ€™m down.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Reddragon2157
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 18
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