Lawyer Pick up lines

The best Lawyer pick up lines

Hey are you my ex wife's lawyer?

Cause you look like you wanna screw me.
👤︎ u/ThrowJed
📅︎ Feb 10
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Damn girl are you a lawyer

Because I’ve been convicted of 3 separate, but related, counts of murder and am in need of an attorney that get me the best possible outcome for my trial
📅︎ Sep 15
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[Pun] V-day message for my gf who is a lawyer

Need your help guys.
👤︎ u/snip3r77
📅︎ Feb 07
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