Mind Pick up lines

The best Mind pick up lines

Mind if I place my bed next to yours in Minecraft?

Just make sure you don’t extend my piston cause you’re one hot redstone torch 🥵
👤︎ u/T_eefus
📅︎ Dec 08
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If I had a dollar for everytime I think of you.... I would have a dollar

Coz you never leave my mind.
👤︎ u/Khukundi
📅︎ Jan 08
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Mind pulling up your selfie camera real quick?

Cuz I'd love to show you my world
📅︎ Nov 15
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say “I don’t know what to say when I approach a woman,” so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The “value” you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must “hook” her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say “Hey, you look fucking amazing” or “Hey you look fucking hot” or “Hey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etc…” or “I fucking love your energy and aura.” If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with “What’s your name” or something like “You are hot, but are you nice/cool/etc…?” If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like “You look like you are having the most fun of any person here” or “Damn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonight” or “Thanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.” I can already hear you dorks squealing “you can’t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etc…” Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. “Hi, my name is X. What’s yours?” This is good for more formal situations where you can’t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with “Hey, how are you?” or “What’s going on with you?” or “Hey, what’s up?” Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say “Hey I’m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.” If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: “Sorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.” If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say “you are too hot for these guys you are with.” If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. “So, what’s your deal?” (with a sly grin) “Congratulations, what’s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?” If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. “Where were you before this?” or “What have you been up to tonight?” “What did you do today?” (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). “What brings you here tonight?” “Have you been here before?” “Are you having a fun night?” “How do you guys know each other?” (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with “hey my name is” your second line can be “you look fucking hot.” If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesn’t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and “conquer” the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what ‘the best’ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say “these are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.” You are right – you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no “wrong” answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to “win” or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches people’s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etc… **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like “what is your favorite movie or album”? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy – if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
👤︎ u/Woujo
📅︎ Dec 22
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Hey girl i have never been in a car crash before

But I wouldn’t mind hitting at your rear end
👤︎ u/crackit_boi
📅︎ Feb 18
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Do you ever think that all of this is just a fantasy, something created from our mind?

Beacause if this hypothesis is correct you're the best thing my fucking mind ever created
📅︎ Aug 27
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Hey girl, is your name su!c!de?

Cause you've been on my mind since the divorce.
📅︎ Feb 17
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Do you mind taking my coat?

And I'll hold your number for you.
👤︎ u/JAMN120
📅︎ Aug 10
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Hey girl, I have never been in a car crash before

But I wouldn’t mind hitting your rear end
👤︎ u/KingKush24
📅︎ Nov 06
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You must be exhausted,

Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 05
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
👤︎ u/aquariex24
📅︎ Jan 14
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Are you a dead goldfish?

mind if I take you out?
👤︎ u/honneybuhns
📅︎ Jan 31
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Hey boy, do you work both as an actor and a priest?

Cuz i want your Hollywood (Im not into guys but it just came to my mind and i couldn't stop myself from posting it)
👤︎ u/Leo_V82
📅︎ Feb 10
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If you're an NF fan, this one's for you:

Are you NF? Because I've got you on my mind, baby.
👤︎ u/gdclique
📅︎ Feb 15
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What if I name my dick 'mind'...

Would you blow my mind?
📅︎ May 11
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Wanna hear a mind-blowing thought?

You
👤︎ u/rattar2
📅︎ Apr 20
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I'll have to start charging you rent

Because you stay in my mind 24x7
📅︎ Jan 12
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Are you a suicide, because you’re always on my mind.

(It’s only a joke, I promise)
👤︎ u/GGingerton3
📅︎ Apr 09
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I have never been a mechanic...

But I wouldn't mind changing your fluids
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Nov 30
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If I had a penny for every time I thought of you,

I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
📅︎ Dec 01
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I wouldn't mind being a thief

To steal a kiss from you
👤︎ u/Inhypx
📅︎ Dec 26
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Violets are blue, roses are red

I'm laying in my bed, would you mind giving me a head?
👤︎ u/hmmmm_m
📅︎ Dec 30
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Hey Girl,I am a deep sea SCUBA DIVER fascinated with depths

You mind if i explore yours ;)
📅︎ Dec 31
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Hey girl are you a little mistake that i made years ago and anybody but me remember

Because i can't get you of my mind
👤︎ u/Camuilo
📅︎ Oct 24
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I wouldn't mind if you took one of my hoodies home

It's a fair trade for me trying to steal your heart. BTW I don't know if this has been posted before and if it has sorry x Probably has as it seems pretty beta
👤︎ u/lVlxchael
📅︎ Jan 02
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Are you a brain tumor?

Cause you’re on my mind and it’s killing me
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jul 18
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Do you mind getting in this photo

I want it to be beautiful
📅︎ Feb 06
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What is someone nice person like you

doing in a dirty mind like mine.
👤︎ u/-Shaishav-
📅︎ Dec 16
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Looks like you dropped something

Never mind it’s just my shitty pickup line
📅︎ Nov 25
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If I get a flower every time I think of you, I’d only have one flower

Because you never left my mind
📅︎ Oct 15
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Are you a brain tumor?

Cause youre on my mind
👤︎ u/totrod33
📅︎ Jun 16
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How do your legs not hurt???

You’ve been running through my mind the entire day.
👤︎ u/Ja_Boi_0546
📅︎ Nov 09
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Hey dude, don’t know how it happened, but I lost my dick.

Mind if I borrow yours?
📅︎ Oct 25
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Hi there (girl that has a name of a flower as her name)

Mind if I pollenate you?
👤︎ u/dhsgsvne
📅︎ Nov 14
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You look like one nice glass of water

Mind if I be your ice cube?
📅︎ Nov 25
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You should probably take your hills off

Cause you’ve been running through my mind
📅︎ Oct 07
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You must have lost a lot of weight.

Cause you were running all the time in my mind.
📅︎ Nov 07
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If I got a penny Everytime I think of you

I would have one penny cause you never leave my mind
👤︎ u/Codz2112
📅︎ Sep 29
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Roses are Red and Tulips are Tulips.

What the hell was I saying, I can’t get my mind off your Two Lips.
📅︎ Sep 10
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This one will get you a girlfriend

If I had a pennie for everytime you enter my mind I'd have one pennie. because you never leave
👤︎ u/NorthenS
📅︎ Sep 19
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I heard you play guitar/ukulele

Mind if I slide into your “Dm”s?
👤︎ u/futraf97
📅︎ Aug 17
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Ay girl, wanna know the difference between you and the rain?

I don't mind you falling on my head
👤︎ u/Dane_Gilly
📅︎ Sep 19
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Hey, I'm afraid of heights

Would you help me get in bed? Or alternatively: would mind being on top? Or alternatively, if you're gay: would you be my top?
👤︎ u/hiimras
📅︎ Sep 24
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Hey girl, are you 5G?

Because I can feel you affecting my mind 🤪🤪🤪
👤︎ u/zeek1999
📅︎ Jul 15
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Are you the government

Cause I wouldn’t mind getting f***ed by you
📅︎ Sep 06
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If your number was a virus

I wouldn't mind getting it
👤︎ u/Alfielizard
📅︎ Sep 14
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I see you haven't fallen for me yet...

Well atleast do you mind smelling this rag for me?
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jul 06
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I’m lactose intolerant,

but I wouldn’t mind your cream 😳
📅︎ Jul 27
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I heard you have comfy pants

Mind if i get in them
👤︎ u/12cheese21
📅︎ Jun 04
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Baby I know you’re feet must be tired..

Cause you been running through my mind ALL DAYY😋
📅︎ Jul 11
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