Limes Pick up lines

The best Limes pick up lines

A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
👤︎ u/MrEAnonymously
📅︎ Jul 19
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Can you afford a dozen limes?

If you can, then take them and go in front of your woman and drop them. Start picking them up and drop a few while picking them up. Be a little clumsy. "Hey I need your help here, cause you see I'm pretty bad at pick up limes".
👤︎ u/Feynman_weds_Dirac
📅︎ Jan 09
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*drop limes in front of crush*...

"Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"
👤︎ u/Dommypoo05
📅︎ Mar 25
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This requires props 👉

Are you holding a bag of limes because you'll need them... Okay so walk up to your target. Drop them and attempt to keep picking them but continue to drop them... Give them the smolder 😏 Hit em with "I'm terrible at pick up limes" I'm a sucker for a good pick up line 😂😉
👤︎ u/Dem1Goddess
📅︎ Feb 06
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A man walks up to an attractive woman in a bar.

He gets over to her and repeatedly drops citrus fruits. He says “Excuse me can you help? I’m not very good at pick up limes.”
👤︎ u/free-minds
📅︎ Jul 27
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