Friend Pick up lines

The best Friend pick up lines

My friends bet I can't talk to the prettiest girl.

Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
👤︎ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
📅︎ Feb 08
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A girl told me she loves me (friendly way) instead of saying"i love u too" i send an uno revers card

Have u got any cool ways instead of saying i love help i need ur help
👤︎ u/R-mama
📅︎ Feb 10
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I dropped this on a friend while I may have been slightly tipsy at a bar last night.

Him: "Come here often?" Me: "No, would you like to?" Him: "I'll have you know in spoken for" Me: "Is that so? Then allow me to make you speechless" He ended up telling the rest of our group, he was so impressed lol
👤︎ u/OBH_Raze
📅︎ Jan 30
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say “I don’t know what to say when I approach a woman,” so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The “value” you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must “hook” her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say “Hey, you look fucking amazing” or “Hey you look fucking hot” or “Hey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etc…” or “I fucking love your energy and aura.” If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with “What’s your name” or something like “You are hot, but are you nice/cool/etc…?” If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like “You look like you are having the most fun of any person here” or “Damn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonight” or “Thanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.” I can already hear you dorks squealing “you can’t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etc…” Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. “Hi, my name is X. What’s yours?” This is good for more formal situations where you can’t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with “Hey, how are you?” or “What’s going on with you?” or “Hey, what’s up?” Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say “Hey I’m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.” If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: “Sorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.” If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say “you are too hot for these guys you are with.” If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. “So, what’s your deal?” (with a sly grin) “Congratulations, what’s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?” If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. “Where were you before this?” or “What have you been up to tonight?” “What did you do today?” (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). “What brings you here tonight?” “Have you been here before?” “Are you having a fun night?” “How do you guys know each other?” (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with “hey my name is” your second line can be “you look fucking hot.” If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesn’t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and “conquer” the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what ‘the best’ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say “these are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.” You are right – you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no “wrong” answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to “win” or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches people’s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etc… **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like “what is your favorite movie or album”? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy – if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
👤︎ u/Woujo
📅︎ Dec 22
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Hey boy, wanna be friends?

Cause I‘d love you to be my boyfriend <3
👤︎ u/sour-peppermints
📅︎ Nov 20
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You are a great friend...

Any chance you come with benifits?
👤︎ u/Send666Nudes
📅︎ Nov 13
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Two truths and a lie:

1. You’re cute. 2. We should totally date. 3. I’m making this all up. I used this with success. Date coming up soon! EDIT: The date went well. We deleted our apps and got each other’s numbers! EDIT 2: She said she isn’t feeling the chemistry but I am really sweet and she wants to be friends.
👤︎ u/Lol_u_ded
📅︎ Dec 12
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My friend dared me to talk to you,

And the truth is, you’re exquisite! P.s would this work?
👤︎ u/lecoln
📅︎ Aug 25
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Hey girl, see my friend over there? He asked me...

... to ask you if you would like to kiss me?
👤︎ u/moahmrn
📅︎ Oct 21
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Hey, are you a communist?

Because I wanna share you with my friends
👤︎ u/I_shout_NO
📅︎ Feb 11
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*at bar with friends*

hey, i'll give you 50 bucks if you act like you're talking to me
👤︎ u/Suspicious_Custard72
📅︎ Sep 19
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Hey girl you my friend?

Cause I'm friend zoned.
👤︎ u/BigBaconBot62
📅︎ Sep 15
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I’m gonna keep it real with you,

I’d usually try to be your friend first but Valentines is right around the corner and we don’t have time for that. So what’s up? ;)
👤︎ u/Captain-moon-moon
📅︎ Jan 26
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is that trash behind you

cuz I see that dump truck -my friend eddy
👤︎ u/RWBarnas
📅︎ Jan 21
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Credit to my friend tully who doesnt have reddit.

Ive got a boner to pick with you
👤︎ u/BobertTheRhino
📅︎ Jun 21
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Are you a text from a close friend?

Cause I want to wake up to you every morning
👤︎ u/Sir-Tiedye
📅︎ Nov 27
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I have a friend with the last name Heims.. this is what I said to him today:

Is your last name short for Heimlich? Because you take my breath away!
👤︎ u/MyNaM_e-is
📅︎ Jun 17
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Damn are you a plane?

Cuz you're on my radar \*Credit to my friend u/TheSaucee7
👤︎ u/hellsimulator
📅︎ Oct 18
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Giiirl are you Sappho?

Because I want to be your good friend :)
👤︎ u/zoutewafels
📅︎ Dec 08
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So many beautiful Women here

And we're still not together...... Thought of this while walking with my friend in the mall yesterday
👤︎ u/fryan4
📅︎ Dec 08
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My friends bet i can't talk to the prettiest girl

Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
👤︎ u/KlutzChingSter
📅︎ May 13
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Call me Scarface and tonight

Say hello to my lil' friend
👤︎ u/illumi_nazi
📅︎ Nov 24
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My friends Bet I can't go out with the cutest girl in our school...

Wanna spend their money on a nice movie? - Day 6
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 10
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Hey girl do you listen to girl in red?

Cause I don't wanna be your friend I wanna be your bitch.
👤︎ u/fuzzymelon12
📅︎ Sep 14
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just can’t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what we’ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause you’ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Year’s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) 👉😎👉
👤︎ u/Anxious_Masochist_
📅︎ Dec 20
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"Can you settle an argument my friend and I are having?....

Is this a cheesy pick up line?"
👤︎ u/Rabbit_Suit
📅︎ Feb 28
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i have a friend who thinks you are really hot

but i can’t tell you who i am
👤︎ u/pawcaw
📅︎ Nov 18
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*My friend reading my shirt*: I'm just here for the food

Me: Yeah and right now you look like a snack
👤︎ u/kortbug2000
📅︎ Jan 28
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Hi! I am *name *, but my friends call me Karma

Because Karma will come bite you in the ass.
👤︎ u/drish_
📅︎ Jun 19
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Me to my crush's friend: are you a lighter?

*as I point at my crush* because I could definitely light-her-up
👤︎ u/HotPsycho
📅︎ Jan 01
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are you a social interaction outside my friend group?

because i get flustered when i'm near you
👤︎ u/EPICplayer3603
📅︎ Dec 15
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Hey are you a true friend

Cause ive been looking for you my whole life
👤︎ u/baron980
📅︎ Sep 26
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Would you grab my arm?

So I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel.
👤︎ u/anniejung23
📅︎ Sep 19
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Hey, i'm <insert name here>. My friends call me <insert name here>

But you can call me tonight
👤︎ u/Jean-Benoit9001
📅︎ Sep 06
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Am I Lujah? Cause you’re Halle!

This definitely 100% works friend confirmed
👤︎ u/Pumqin-Pie
📅︎ Sep 13
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It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"
👤︎ u/_ieya_
📅︎ Jun 20
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My friend made a joke

We were in the hall and he said “you’re as straight as a twig” a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl “is that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?” 😂 figured it fit here
👤︎ u/SND01X
📅︎ Oct 16
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I dont believe 9/11 happened.

Because honestly, I think you're the only thing hot enough to melt steel beams. (I was really drunk playing video games with my friends when I made this one up)
👤︎ u/scout_void
📅︎ Sep 11
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Are you my best friend?

Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so stupid when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you
👤︎ u/yourfellowbrokeboi
📅︎ Aug 22
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Hey my friend is really shy,

He was wondering if you think I’m cute?
👤︎ u/acquafrezca
📅︎ Jul 16
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Can I take your picture

to prove to all my friends that angels do exist
👤︎ u/easportshelp
📅︎ Jul 26
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I told my friends that perfect women exist, but they disagreed,

Mind if I take a selfie with you to prove them wrong?
👤︎ u/SemperFalluntIocis
📅︎ Jun 22
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Are you Brendon Urie?

Because you give me high hopes for a living ✨ (My friend came up with this one and I felt the need to post it 😂)
👤︎ u/bbbroken
📅︎ Jun 17
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One of my friends told me that girls hate oral

Want to help me prove them wrong ?
👤︎ u/lowkeyogee
📅︎ Apr 25
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One to dm someone my friend showed it to me.

⚽️ Oh shit sorry. Not sure how that rolled in here.
👤︎ u/RedditJoeys
📅︎ Jan 01
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
👤︎ u/petergriffinfricken
📅︎ May 09
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This place is packed!

But as long as I’ve got a face, you’ve got somewhere to sit!! You can switch this up many different ways I’ve done it quite a few times. Like are you tired? Well.... or just flat out hey girl as long as I got a face.... it’s honestly only legit worked once if just hooking up is the goal. Another time it worked was with a girl I dated for a bit and am actually good friends with now haha
👤︎ u/theshua253
📅︎ Jul 22
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No explanation needed.

Friends, Season 5, Episode 16, 11:25
👤︎ u/iamdaddd
📅︎ Jul 07
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Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck. Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.
👤︎ u/celloninja7
📅︎ Apr 08
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Created by one of my friends and thought I might share

I don't see (enter name here)/you dating a boy or a girl. I see them dating someone named (enter your name here).
👤︎ u/verticulars
📅︎ Mar 22
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didn´t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, “I am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🤣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say “Hi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘
👤︎ u/barrocasdiogo
📅︎ Apr 14
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Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls? (Part 1 /2) When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women. When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that. They cannot slow down and let go of that tension. One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness). Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up. Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control. For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction. The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction. I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her. You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it. Also, I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame. Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right? NO! There is an ultimate one THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME! Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win. You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself. There is another way of perceiving this. Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team. From this place there is NO FRAME battle. There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against. If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you. Interactions become easy and effortless. You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself. In summary: Learn to relax, talk slower. Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control. Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward. See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE. DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST! Hope it was helpful See you on the next one 🤫
👤︎ u/barrocasdiogo
📅︎ Apr 27
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My best friend is going to be deployed for Valentine’s Day so her fiancé is making a box full of cards for her to open so she will still feel loved. Any good suggestions for a dirty Valentine?

From a gal-pal to a gal-pal, she’s been my best friend for almost 10 years! Her partner is amazing and I’m so excited that they asked me to participate. For reference, the card my message will be written on has a cat on it, so on theme would be great but I’m open to suggestions! I have zero game.
👤︎ u/thatknifegirl
📅︎ Feb 01
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My friends over there want your number

So they’ll know where I be in the morning.
👤︎ u/ZenAckley
📅︎ Aug 31
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Need some lines for my lonely friend

A friend of my who hasn't been, let's say, very successful with girls turns 18 next month. As part of our 'get a girlfriend starter pack' we want to give him a custom made book with some very fun, good and really bad pickuplines. We've already collected some nice ones but are still hungry for more. Hope you guys can help! Any other gift ideas for this 'forever alone friend' are welcome as well! 🙏🏽
👤︎ u/NeedFoodToLive
📅︎ Feb 26
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