Lives Pick up lines

The best Lives pick up lines

If this was the last 45 minutes of our lives, we'd probably do something crazy like go have sex now huh?

Now considering that there's a tiny nonzero probability that this is the last 45 minutes of our lives, can we go have sex for a tiny nonzero amount of time?
👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
📅︎ Oct 01
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They always say Thicc Thighs save lives...

And with this pandemic, I may need you out here!
👤︎ u/TFF_Torquejack
📅︎ Apr 06
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You know we spend our entire lives tasting our own saliva?

Let me taste yours for a change 😏
👤︎ u/yeettheoof
📅︎ Feb 26
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Boy/Girl are you the Hiroshima bomb?

Because you light up the lives of everyone around you.
👤︎ u/enslavvedopinnon
📅︎ Jun 27
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