Except Pick up lines

The best Except pick up lines

Merry Christmas everyone except you

Marry me
👤︎ u/fadyabusitta
📅︎ Dec 22
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Merry Christmas to all the people except you my girl

Merry me.
👤︎ u/Saurabh8112
📅︎ Dec 25
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I can resist anything except temptation

And I guess you are my temptation !!
👤︎ u/BrownGuyKnowsNothing
📅︎ Jul 13
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Do you live in moors here's a letter

Nobody excepts the SPANISH LOVE INQUISITION
👤︎ u/frisguy1
📅︎ Jan 17
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What’s the same about you and and my cat?

I don’t know, but what I do know is that both can come quickly because of me~ (except you don’t bring me a dead mouse)
👤︎ u/UnstableCheese
📅︎ Dec 13
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Can we play among us?

Except I'm the Imposter and you're the vent ;)
👤︎ u/shoyakunn
📅︎ Nov 08
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I need to go to the eye doctor

cuz I can't see anything except you and me together 😌😳
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Oct 25
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I need to go to the eye doctor

Because I can’t see anything except you and me together
👤︎ u/saaayah
📅︎ Aug 19
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I might be a vegetarian,

but your meat is an exception!
👤︎ u/Yeet-From-The-Street
📅︎ Jul 16
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Hey baby, did you know there are 206 bones in the human body

Except right now, I have 207
👤︎ u/xXFangregaliaXx
📅︎ Jul 31
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Are you a vegetarian?

Cause I have a piece of meat you’ll make an exception for.
👤︎ u/glcknmrari
📅︎ Sep 11
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Everything is made in China,

except you. You're made in India. With Love. Literally.
👤︎ u/HeyItsSushant
📅︎ Jun 29
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Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?

Because Iowanna be with anybody else except u this Valentine’s Day.
👤︎ u/ryantripp
📅︎ Feb 13
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Have you heard the one about sex while camping?

I’d rather knock down a couple trees with you and after, build a shelter like naked and afraid except baby I want you to **actually be afraid**
👤︎ u/DropCliffasNotBombas
📅︎ Jul 03
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just made this up thanks to you guys..

Are you a pick up line ? because I can't find you in any place except my mind... (can be improved)
👤︎ u/redreflection
📅︎ May 18
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I don't normally like snacks stuck in my braces

But for you, I'd make an exception
👤︎ u/Roberto564
📅︎ Sep 19
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How do yo like your eggs done in the morning?

You can have em any way you want except fertilized.
👤︎ u/fightingpanda94
📅︎ Jun 09
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My favorite animal is the cat

Now I don't eat cats, obviously, but I'll make an exception for the one between your legs!
👤︎ u/froggie-style-meme
📅︎ Jun 25
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Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

"Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?" -"Haha whats that?" "It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster." Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.
👤︎ u/jdr22
📅︎ Oct 15
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For the programmer girls

Yo girl, are you an exception? Because I want to catch you.
👤︎ u/nathodood
📅︎ Dec 21
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God gave you everything..

except something, my number.
👤︎ u/EvilNiko89
📅︎ Aug 29
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How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”
👤︎ u/codevector
📅︎ May 14
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