Valentine Pick up lines

The best Valentine pick up lines

Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day

But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
👤︎ u/crackit_boi
📅︎ Feb 14
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Roses are red, Valentine is shit

Only thing makes me happy, Is smiling face of you
📅︎ Feb 14
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You know what’s on valentines day menu

Me n u
👤︎ u/crackit_boi
📅︎ Feb 13
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Would to be my "ay Valentine"?

Her: ay Valentine? Me: you can have the D later
👤︎ u/yhiml
📅︎ Jan 16
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Roses are red and violets are blue

Will you be my valentine? Cause I want you.
📅︎ Feb 13
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I’m gonna keep it real with you,

I’d usually try to be your friend first but Valentines is right around the corner and we don’t have time for that. So what’s up? ;)
📅︎ Jan 26
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The wish. Valentine's bday etc.

Damn girl(name) you are fine. My only wish is you are mine.
👤︎ u/manonfire57
📅︎ Aug 08
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"Roses are red... Violets are fine... This valentine will you be mine?"

Too early for this. But here ya go xD
📅︎ Jan 19
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Never had the courage to ask you out on Valentine's...

So, Will you be my quarantine partner for Corona time? - Day 78
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Mar 24
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Would you like to be my Valentine?

Hot damn...what was my pickupline
👤︎ u/nanofatty22
📅︎ Feb 14
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How about for Valentine's we put some Hershey's between your hips ...

and I eat a box of chocolates 😉
👤︎ u/a_halona
📅︎ Feb 02
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(Late) Valentine’s Day themed pickup lines

1. If you had to choose one Valentine’s Day gift to receive, what would it be? 2. Let’s settle this debate: candy hearts, terrible or the absolute worst? 3. Russell Stover and come over? 4. 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 ^ some flowers for you on this fine Valentine’s Day 5. Ideal Valentine’s Day dinner menu? 6. Right from the start you stole my heart. Lol, I took that from a Hallmark card…What’s up? 7. What’s your best Valentine’s Day pickup line? (Yes, this is mine.) 8. If I were to give you a Valentine, it’d be a picture of Simon Cowell that says, “It’s a yes from me” 9. *read in life alert lady voice* Help! I’ve fallen for you, and I can’t get up. 10. If you were a candy heart, what would you say? 11. I spent all night making you a Valentine. When are you free so I can give it to you? 12. Fuck, marry, kill: candy hearts, chocolate-covered strawberries, very expensive and subpar Valentine’s Day dinners 13. Hey, kinda awkward but I think my Valentine got lost in the mail? 14. You can only choose one cheesy and awful Valentine’s Day pickup line. Choose wisely: A. This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle. B. Cupid called. He says that he needs my heart back. C. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business. D. None, but you’re funny and original. Let’s get a drink.
👤︎ u/KPA-15
📅︎ Feb 15
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Will you be my valentine?

I know I've cum early but I wont ever ever disappoint you.. ♥️♥️♥️
📅︎ Feb 02
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I know that its not valentines day

But I want you to be valen-mine-bae
👤︎ u/WhyMe1230
📅︎ Feb 05
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Are you a Valentine’s Day card?

Cause I just wanna open you up and put all my love inside.
👤︎ u/PhoPat
📅︎ Feb 08
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Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?

Because Iowanna be with anybody else except u this Valentine’s Day.
👤︎ u/ryantripp
📅︎ Feb 13
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Roses are red, you're smile is the most divine...

I'm not good at rhyming so let's get to the bottom line, will you be my Valentine? 💕🌹 - Day 36
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 09
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My best friend is going to be deployed for Valentine’s Day so her fiancé is making a box full of cards for her to open so she will still feel loved. Any good suggestions for a dirty Valentine?

From a gal-pal to a gal-pal, she’s been my best friend for almost 10 years! Her partner is amazing and I’m so excited that they asked me to participate. For reference, the card my message will be written on has a cat on it, so on theme would be great but I’m open to suggestions! I have zero game.
📅︎ Feb 01
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Roses are red, People are in quarantine,

I know its late But, Will you be my valentine?
📅︎ Apr 07
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Hey baby are you good at math?

I was wondering if you’d help me with y=Mx+b my valentine?
📅︎ Feb 15
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Want you more than toilet-paper

Roses are red Introverts would like the quarantine Hey honey Be my valentine? (Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")
📅︎ Mar 16
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Cheesey Valentine's day pick up lines

I need some funny pick up lines that don't go too far.
📅︎ Feb 11
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A pickup line for Valentine's Day.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time? 
👤︎ u/SirStyx1226
📅︎ Feb 15
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roses are red...i am gonna tell the truth

let's go on a date... otherwise, i will rape you in a phone booth.... (for Valentine's day)
👤︎ u/ldwymmd
📅︎ Feb 04
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Valentine's Day Special

Hey, I may not have any flowers, but I do have tulips for you ;)
📅︎ Feb 15
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Any youtube channels that focus soley on "lines"?

Hi, I'm a fan of **Todd Valentine** and some RSD guys (**Max**, **Julien**, **Tyler**) and that Super Seducer guy. They give a good speech about general pick-up. But I've kind of heard enough theories from these guys. I want to learn some actual "lines" that could be so effective, seemingly not forced in nowadays pick-up scenes. That being said, lines should not be so cheesy, should be modernized ones that are able to bring chick's guard down. Any suggestions for youtube channels that specially deal with these practical "lines"? Please refrain from saying "Just go along with the situation." The thing is, English is my 2nd language. I have limits to come up with situational, flexible lines. So with that in mind Please help
👤︎ u/bsbnsc
📅︎ Jul 24
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