Machin Pick up lines

The best Machin pick up lines

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cause you’re a snack.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 24
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If I were a household appliance I’d be a washing machine

Cuz then I’d always get your panties wet
👤︎ u/lapinkumbrella
📅︎ Dec 10
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Hey girl are you a machine gun?

because you shoot right into my heart
👤︎ u/Pikadracaufeu
📅︎ Jan 21
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Are you a time machine?

Because being inside you would be life changing
👤︎ u/korndogkopter
📅︎ Jan 06
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cause you look like a snacc!
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Dec 01
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Are you a washing machine?

Cause I wanna put a baby in you
👤︎ u/ItsVincent27
📅︎ Nov 13
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Do you think it would hurt to fall from a vending machine?

Option 1: I knew you would know cause damn girl you a snack Option 2: Sorry I thought you would know cause damn girl you a snack (Yes it is dumb, yes it has worked, yes I am sad.)
👤︎ u/PeepeepoopooXDXD
📅︎ Oct 17
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Are you a washing machine?

Because I'd put my load in you.
👤︎ u/TheBradAndChadShow
📅︎ Nov 12
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Are you a washing machine?

cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load
👤︎ u/robotchargie
📅︎ May 11
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you are a snack -Day 2
👤︎ u/that-gay-thot1
📅︎ Oct 23
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Damn girl did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine?

Cuz you a snack
👤︎ u/One_eggyboi
📅︎ Sep 14
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I found it woohoo! It was on the washing machine 😂

Your orgasm, wanna come get it or should I come give to you!
👤︎ u/richardsalwaysup
📅︎ Oct 15
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Did it hurt when you fell from a vending machine?

Cause you look like a snack
👤︎ u/wetgeorgie
📅︎ Aug 29
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Are u a vending machine?

Cuz u look like a snack.
👤︎ u/Landlordshelper
📅︎ Aug 13
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you’re a snack😋
👤︎ u/cam_creates
📅︎ Aug 21
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Did you put quarters in the vending machine?

Because your snack is here.
👤︎ u/nampa11
📅︎ Jul 11
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Did it hurt when u fell from the vending machine?

Because u a snack
👤︎ u/c_h_a_mp
📅︎ Aug 07
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Hey girl a you a pokie machine?

Cause you look like you’re about to be my next addiction
👤︎ u/VizyV1940
📅︎ Aug 03
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Did it hurt when you fell out of the vending machine?

Because you a snak
👤︎ u/Wiily_turtle
📅︎ Jul 10
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cuz you are looking like a snack
👤︎ u/fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitz
📅︎ May 13
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Did you fall from a vending machine?

Cause your a snack!
👤︎ u/Username6667677
📅︎ Mar 13
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cause you're exactly what I wanted - Day 114
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 29
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cuz you a snack.
👤︎ u/perfect_for_u
📅︎ Apr 24
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you look like a snack.
👤︎ u/Yama-k
📅︎ May 21
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If you would be machine, I would be coolant

Cause that's what a hot machine needs
👤︎ u/vinayaknanda
📅︎ May 28
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Are you stuck in a vending machine?

Cuz i wanna take you out
👤︎ u/cooldude_324
📅︎ Feb 28
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Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine

Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50
👤︎ u/sammylatchers
📅︎ Jul 08
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I wanna washing machine

Cus I want you to get stuck right in there stepsis Yeehaw
👤︎ u/filthyaverage
📅︎ Apr 11
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Are you a bubblegum machine?

Because I don't know what I'm going to get, but I'm willing to take a risk with you. (original pickup line by yours truly)
👤︎ u/omniscient_eye
📅︎ Apr 10
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Are you a vending machine

Because i want you on top of me
👤︎ u/tacticalturtle42069
📅︎ Mar 07
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is your mom a vending machine?

cus' ur looking like a snack
👤︎ u/spoodbanana
📅︎ Oct 31
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did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

because you a snack
👤︎ u/itsjustlucifer
📅︎ Nov 15
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Were you born in a vending machine?

Cos you look like a snack
👤︎ u/PhantomPhoenix350
📅︎ Feb 23
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Are you a washing machine?

Because I wanna put a load in you
👤︎ u/PizAR0LlzAreDonE520
📅︎ Feb 16
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Were You Born in a Vending Machine?

Cuz you lookin like a snack
👤︎ u/DarkAlpha753
📅︎ Feb 27
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Girl, are you a Rube Goldberg machine?

Cause I got no idea how or why you do the things you do
👤︎ u/joeyburnham
📅︎ Mar 05
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Hey girl, are you my step sister?

Cause I wanna shove your head in the washing machine
👤︎ u/AfricaToto93
📅︎ Nov 10
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

cuz u a snac
👤︎ u/Mari0tto
📅︎ Feb 06
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Do you live in a vending machine? Because you are a snack

First post on reddit!
👤︎ u/snokvogelniest
📅︎ Nov 06
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Are you a laundry machine

Cause I want to put a load in you
👤︎ u/eqc_22
📅︎ Nov 19
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hey girl did you fall from the vending machine?

cause you lookin like a snack worth about 50 cents less than what im paying
👤︎ u/Anxious_Masochist_
📅︎ Nov 25
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you look like a snack.
👤︎ u/GeneralReposti_Bot
📅︎ Nov 04
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Did it hurt when you fell out of the vending machine?

Because you look like a snack
👤︎ u/linux_tf2
📅︎ Feb 17
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Are you a vending machine?

Because I'd like to put something in you and have some something else come out~
👤︎ u/Cloudjumper111
📅︎ Oct 08
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Do you live in a vending machine?

Cause you look like a snack.
👤︎ u/aaru21
📅︎ Aug 06
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Are you a slot machine

Because you’re a seven at best...
👤︎ u/Jakiboy1234
📅︎ Apr 26
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hey girl, are you a machine?

cuz you can grind my gears
👤︎ u/Tbrouxk
📅︎ Jun 08
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cause you a snack
👤︎ u/rachel42525616
📅︎ May 12
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Stolen from Jacksepticeye

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine, cause your a snack.
👤︎ u/Legend-A_P
📅︎ Aug 30
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Girl, are you a time machine?

Because I can totally see my future with you.
👤︎ u/KusMaster
📅︎ Jul 08
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Hey are you a laundry machine?

Because I wanna drop my dirty load in you
👤︎ u/bessinator420
📅︎ Dec 05
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Hey baby, are you related to a washing machine?

Cuz I really wanna put a load in...
👤︎ u/Groundhack
📅︎ Dec 02
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Hey did it hurt when you where falling?

From the vending machine because u a full snack
👤︎ u/metroreader8
📅︎ Jan 08
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Did it hurt when you fell?

Did it hurt when you fell out of the vending machine? Because you're a snack
👤︎ u/Devin458
📅︎ Nov 19
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Did it hurt when you fell...

From the vending machine because you looking like a snack.
👤︎ u/ThisGuy21321
📅︎ Nov 07
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