Hospital Pick up lines

The best Hospital pick up lines

Do you know where the hospital is?

I think I hit my head after I fell for you.
👤︎ u/hermes_the_bot
📅︎ Jan 10
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You need to go to the hospital

Because you're breathtaking
👤︎ u/clsc437
📅︎ Nov 29
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Hey, girl if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..

I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...
👤︎ u/Mattandhisdemons
📅︎ Oct 14
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Damn girl, are you a hospital?

Cause I wanna die in you
👤︎ u/SirGoaty
📅︎ Apr 18
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I just had to go to the hospital.

The doctor say I’m missing Vitamin U.
👤︎ u/HUDZUM
📅︎ Nov 20
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If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

But if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital everyday
👤︎ u/Flavadave16
📅︎ Sep 18
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I wanna bomb that pussy

Like a hospital in Yemen
👤︎ u/Loosebricks
📅︎ Sep 04
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Hey girl, are you a hospital blanket?

Cause I want you on top of me until I die
👤︎ u/destiny-jr
📅︎ Mar 04
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Girl your ass is fine..

Stop bringing your donkey to the veterinary hospital.
👤︎ u/UntimelyStoppage
📅︎ Jun 23
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If you were a vegetable,

I’d visit you at the hospital. :)
👤︎ u/Katharsic
📅︎ Apr 06
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Help with a pick up line

So i met this girl on tinder. Her name is birthe and she studies for midwife (someone that helps people give birth in the hospital). Obviously this is the best chance for a great pick up line, but i can't quite find one. Can anyone help me out? Thanks!
👤︎ u/houndspear
📅︎ Nov 23
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Pickup lines for doctors??

I work in a hospital.. EDIT: Thanks for all the suggestions but I'm not the doctor, she is.
👤︎ u/AdamantiumButtPlug
📅︎ Oct 12
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