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The best Closest pick up lines

Hey girl.. are you my left nipple?

Cuz you re closest to my heart.
👤︎ u/calmaf69
📅︎ Aug 05
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Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.
👤︎ u/starphaser12
📅︎ Apr 09
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