Mars Pick up lines

The best Mars pick up lines

You be Mars and I’ll be NASA

Just because I always lose my opportunity
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlohaRaptor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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Hey girl, are you from Mars?

Because your ass is out of this world.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pulkitgarg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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You know what they say, women are from Venus, Men are from Mars.

And if you were made from carbon under intense pressure and heat, you must be a perfect diamond.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToadSoda
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus. 😎 I'll see myself out now..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/be4stdoc91
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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You'll be Mars and I'll be NASA

coz i want to get my probe beneath your surface
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheHippoShenanigan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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Need one for a girl named Mars.

I know there is a planet joke involving Uranus but I can't come up with one lol.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/supremecippy
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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I wish somebody could send my parts up to space

Ya never know, they could find my right eye in mars and my dick in uranus ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crumbs2k12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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Because i want to yeet you to the Mars
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lilpinapple
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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Sweet music to my ears

Hey girl if music was invented by hitting on things then I'm going to be creating a perfect harmony by hitting on you. Do you like Phil Collins? Because I can feel it cumming in the air tonight. If I could give you a rating my pretty young thing then you would be in the top 40. You say I have the moves like Jagger but later tonight you'll be Rolling Stones. You and me girl we are so iN'SYNC together. I only have One Direrection and its up a one way exit street because that's what makes you beautiful. I can take you to a Bruno Mars concert or I can take you to Mars and back. Do you like pop girl because I can be your rock. Katy Perry said she kissed a girl and liked it so can I test that theory on you? BeyoncΓ© said if I liked it I can put a ring on it. Hi my name is Ken, come on Barbie lets go party!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jesse_Allen3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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