Written Pick up lines

The best Written pick up lines

Hey what’s written on your shirt

*they say whatever text is on their shirt* I was wondering if I can read it in Braille?
👤︎ u/elephantman_5
📅︎ Jan 01
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You remind me of an overdue library book

*Cause you got Fine written all over you.*
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Dec 29
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Are you a parking ticket?

Because you cause got fine written all over you
👤︎ u/hollywoodundead6774
📅︎ Jun 18
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Are you a parking ticket?

‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!
👤︎ u/hut-4
📅︎ Jul 15
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If you were a parking ticket...

You’d have Fine written all over you.
👤︎ u/sleeping-angel
📅︎ Jun 29
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've...

got fine written all over you.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Sep 05
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Are you a parking ticket?

Because you have fine written all over you!
👤︎ u/safwanadnan19
📅︎ May 25
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Are you a parking ticket?

Because you have fine written all over you!
👤︎ u/abhishek26997
📅︎ Apr 16
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Are you a parking ticket?

Cause you've got fine written all over you.
👤︎ u/lisevijita
📅︎ Apr 08
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Are you a parking ticket?

Cause you got "fine" written all over you
👤︎ u/help-dadcomeback
📅︎ Feb 23
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Hey, are you a famous chef?

Cause you've got "insane mouth feel" written all over you.
👤︎ u/Y2KoNo
📅︎ Mar 28
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Hey girl are you a parking ticket

Cause you have fine written all over you
👤︎ u/DustyMage
📅︎ Feb 16
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Are you a parking ticket?

Cuz you've got fine written all over you
👤︎ u/thekiterunnerbook
📅︎ Feb 08
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Hey girl are you a parking ticket?

Cus u have fine written all over you
👤︎ u/DustyMage
📅︎ Feb 16
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Ma'am; are you a parking ticket?

Cause you have gotten fine written all over you
👤︎ u/Anonymous_H20
📅︎ Jan 02
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Are you a parking ticket

Because you have fine written all over you
👤︎ u/dextroflip
📅︎ Jan 04
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Damn girl are you a parking ticket?

Cuz you got FINE written all over ya
👤︎ u/ws_122804
📅︎ Dec 11
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Are you a parking ticket?

Because you got fine written all over you.
👤︎ u/Markelgamez
📅︎ Jul 19
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Are you a parking ticket?

Cause you got fine written all over you.
👤︎ u/Applebees-fangirl
📅︎ Apr 10
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Girl, you must be a parking ticket

Cause you got fine written all over you
👤︎ u/unipotato182
📅︎ Aug 07
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My best friend is going to be deployed for Valentine’s Day so her fiancé is making a box full of cards for her to open so she will still feel loved. Any good suggestions for a dirty Valentine?

From a gal-pal to a gal-pal, she’s been my best friend for almost 10 years! Her partner is amazing and I’m so excited that they asked me to participate. For reference, the card my message will be written on has a cat on it, so on theme would be great but I’m open to suggestions! I have zero game.
👤︎ u/thatknifegirl
📅︎ Feb 01
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Damn girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cuz you got fine written all over you
👤︎ u/shmogi
📅︎ May 28
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What does having sex with you and sharing Copyrighted property of the NFL have in common?

I can't do either without expressed written consent 😉
👤︎ u/literallyliquid
📅︎ Aug 11
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You must be a parking ticket

Cause you got "FINE" written all over you.
👤︎ u/Futurist110
📅︎ Nov 26
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Are you a parking ticket?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
👤︎ u/booOfBorg
📅︎ Feb 06
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Girl, you must be a traffic ticket...

... because you've got 'fine' written all over you.
👤︎ u/promonk
📅︎ Nov 12
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Are you a parking ticket? (courtesy of Quagmire)

Cuz you have FINE written all over you.
👤︎ u/OrangeStonePrince
📅︎ Nov 16
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