Mashed Pick up lines

The best Mashed pick up lines

Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common! This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.
👤︎ u/Vegas_Vanna
📅︎ May 09
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