Nut Pick up lines

The best Nut pick up lines

Girl are you made of meat, cheese, nuts and fruit? Because you're char-cute-to-me

I just came up with this and I needed to share this with the world
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iamveryovertired
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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Roses are red, voilets are blue I would like to lose No Nut November to you

It worked for me so hopefully it works for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WildMatthew98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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Hey lady, if your man is into no nut November

Slide in my DM’s and I’ll give you a night to remember
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AmerMoub
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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Hey girl, do you like nuts?

Cause I like to rest mine on the table (*place balls on table*)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfricaToto93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Are you a nut cracker

'Cause I want to bust a nut in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nairb_1019
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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Roses are red i want you to remember

You are the reason why i lost no nut november
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pepepoopoo69420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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Wanna pretend we’re squirrels

And see who can get the most nuts?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1crazygrl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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Let's go get Ice Cream

I'll trade you my nuts and whipped cream for your cherry
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Donald_Trump_Himself
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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They call me cheerios

Why, because I put the nut in you, honey.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mango_truck7841
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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Your face reminds me of a wrench

Every time I think of it my nut tightens up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mario1504
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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Roses are red, Violets are blue...

I failed No Nut November, and that's because of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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Rose's are red, violets are blue..

I failed No Nut November thinking about you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sensei_pain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Hey girl are you a socket wrench ...

... because everytime you look at my my nuts tighten
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/puckumiss91
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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The macadamia nut is the hardest nut on the planet

But when I'm done with you there will be another
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThatGuyWithAnIssue
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08
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Hey girl, I'm a flight attendant.

Could I interest you in some salty nuts?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dibmembrane
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Do you like gardening?

How about you plant tulips on deez nuts
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lastlevel23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Are you a nutcracker?

Because I want to bust a nut in your mouth.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dnpinthepp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Hey girl, are you No Nut November?

Because I just failed you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kaymas2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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Are you the reaction between methane and oxygen?

Because you can combust deez nuts any day ✌️πŸ€ͺ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ratticus69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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Hey girl, do you like Imagine Dragons?

Cause Imagine Draggon’ these nuts across your face!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_Cereal_killa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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Hey girl, are you a screw driver?

Cause I'm going nuts over you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22
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Hey girl are you Jamaican?

Because you’re Jamaican me nut
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheGregGreg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Girl can you help me?

No Nut November is tomorrow and you know what that means.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Miner218
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Roses are red, Corona's the flu

Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hairy1sausage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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Roses are red, you need to remember

you are the reason i lost no nut november
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/random_dude_31
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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Roses are red, corona’s the flu

Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoeDaPenguu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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Hey are you a wrench?

Cause everytime i see you my nuts tighten up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brogomakishima
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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Hey girl, are you a baked good?

Cause that muffin top makes my banana nut.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/manwesulimo173
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07
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If I was a squirrel, and you were an acorn

Would you go nuts for me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ireadfaces
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05
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Girl, are you a squirrel?

Cuz I want you to keep my nuts in your cheeks all winter.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/emilliolongwood
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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Hey girl are you a baker?

Cuz you're about to make this ginger nut!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/akaloosha
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04
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Hey girl are you a chipmunk?

Because I wanna fill ur cheeks with nut
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UPV0TEF4THER
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11
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If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree

I’d put my nuts in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/memetocompete
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24
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Corona’s the flu, Dora says si,

Will you quarantine your nuts inside me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/retroxmoonnee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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Girl are you a daycare?

Because I wanna nut inside of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GalacticGaming9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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You’re just like a jar of peanut butter, but I don’t need a spoon too eat you out.

To* edit didn’t notice til after
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wafflesOWO
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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You can call me Sydney.

Cause imma be sydneys nuts on your chin
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JarJarBinks_jpg
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/muckrak3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Hey boy, is your name Hershey’s?

Because I want to put your bar and nuts into my mouth
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LordAlgor7
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13
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Girl if you were a tree and I were a squirrel...

I'd shove my nut in your hole
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SquimbusChimbus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11
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Hey, are you a squirrel?

Cuz I have a big nut for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Giuseppe-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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If you and i where squirrels....

Id bust a nut in your hole....
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/isingtomyducky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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Hey girl, call me a squirrel with a hammer

Cause I'm tryna bust a nut
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirGoaty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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Hey girl lets play star wars

Ill be luke and you can jabba my nut
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BiomedinKy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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Hey do you like tapes and cd’s?

Cause I’m gonna tape my dick to your face and you can cd’s nuts
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Armandsss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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You have eyes like spanners

When I look into them, my nuts tighten.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wiseguy887
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28
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Hey are you a squirrel?

Cuz I wanna give you my nut
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BedsheetCover
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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Are you a nutcracker?

Because you busted my nut
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zombiecrasher90
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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If I were a squirrel...

Could I put my nuts in you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/akim-ennuk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
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Your eyes are like spanners

Every time you look at me my nuts go tight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gibbo892
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Do you like imagine dragons?

Imagine dragon these nuts across your face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nickbfry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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You have the right to remain sexy

Anything you do can and will make me BUST A NUT
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I-Identify-Guns
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18
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Hi im a cop that arrests the mentally deranged

My job is to bust a nut , and your under arrest.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/santino1987
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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Have you ever seen 2001 a space odyssey?

Well you odyssey deez nuts!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HTKAMB
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Do you know why they call me the squirrel?

Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dirtypickup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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If You Were A Squirrel

I would let you store your nuts in my hole ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/orienkraal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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Going to a anime convention next week

Give me the nerdiest pickuplines ever something like "are you a deku nut? Because your stunning me"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kite198
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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