Mate Pick up lines

The best Mate pick up lines

Girl are you from Korea ?

Because you sure look like my Seoul Mate
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ClitToucher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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FYI, I’m like a hippopotamus πŸ¦›

I need water to keep cool and females to mate with.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ty949
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01
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Are you a chessboard?

Because I'd like to play with you, check you out and possibly mate.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kodeepea
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Hey girl, are you an orangutan?

Cause you look like a prime mate ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nickyobro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Get ready for a dumb line

β€œHey girl! Let’s act like magellanic penguins and mate for life”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpartanDucke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Have you ever been to Australia?

Me either but I wanna mate!!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ladylineman111
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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If you were mine. I'd sell my car and buy a convertible just to show you off

Actually my mates Joke
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/james_hamilton
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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