Air Pick up lines

The best Air pick up lines

Hey girl are you the last air bender?

Cause I'd definitely like you bending for me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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Is your mom in the air force?

Cause she dropped the hottest bomb
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/androidy77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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Hey are you air pollution?

Cause you’re taking my breath away
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Manuel1007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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I wish i was Delhi's air

Cause that way i'd be able to choke you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kvothe5699
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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Are you wearing black air forces?

Cause you just stole my heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dcr98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25
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Are You an Air Conditioner?

Cause I want you to blow me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LateGoodTrunks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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Are you breathing my air?

If so you’re about to get hepatitis D
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ampeddragon246
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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Hey are you the coronavirus?

Cuz your beauty has me gasping for air
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eddy98em
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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Hey baby I see you like air.

How about a blow job?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zaketyzak
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02
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When she's into literature

You leap before you look," she said to me, but oft I find I never look at all. A flighty gamble lost when one can't see, but oft I find there's glory in the fall. To soar in lust does ne'er precede the act, but twinkles through the air on exhaled sighs, and finds anathema in drying fact, until in lonely skies it winks and dies. A sexted sonnet surely sought in jest, yet challenge wrought is fated writ in light. But on lust's grave the shrunken sext must rest, as hallowed verse is drying fact's birthright. "You leap before you look, and so you fall, and falling is the surest flight of all."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dodo1090
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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Sweet music to my ears

Hey girl if music was invented by hitting on things then I'm going to be creating a perfect harmony by hitting on you. Do you like Phil Collins? Because I can feel it cumming in the air tonight. If I could give you a rating my pretty young thing then you would be in the top 40. You say I have the moves like Jagger but later tonight you'll be Rolling Stones. You and me girl we are so iN'SYNC together. I only have One Direrection and its up a one way exit street because that's what makes you beautiful. I can take you to a Bruno Mars concert or I can take you to Mars and back. Do you like pop girl because I can be your rock. Katy Perry said she kissed a girl and liked it so can I test that theory on you? BeyoncΓ© said if I liked it I can put a ring on it. Hi my name is Ken, come on Barbie lets go party!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jesse_Allen3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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