Mercury Pick up lines

The best Mercury pick up lines

Damn girl, are you mercury ?

Cuz when you touch me I go retarded

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👤︎ u/throwaway42069365

📅︎ Apr 26

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Are you from Mercury?

Cause you are damn too hot.

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👤︎ u/Jetty_Boy

📅︎ Apr 29

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