Page Pick up lines

The best Page pick up lines

I went to your girlfriend's Instagram page

It said "edit profile"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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If you were words on a page

You'd be the fine print
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
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Damn girl, are you related to yellow pages?

Bcs you’re thick as hell and I want to open you up.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andyoliverpark
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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You are the human equivalent of a page in a book

Too bad I dont know your number.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blubbering_Bolshevik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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Are you my reddit page?

Because I’d tap you all night long.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Applebees-fangirl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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If you were words on a page...

You'd be what they call FINE PRINT! πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/retna246
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25
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Hey baby I wish you were the yellow pages

cuz i'd let my fingers spread you open.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MochaGoddess66
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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Boyfriend just blurted this one out

I'd find Waldo, on *every page* for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_Magnolia_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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"Pick up lines for... [insert gender/name here]?" posts need to be banned.

Not that I've really ever posted here rather than lurked but there's more of these posts taking up the front page and recent posts than actual pick up lines. Half of these posts don't get get comments. It's ridiculous... No idea if the mods are active still or not but that needs to be addressed I think. The actual pick up lines are just getting more and more buried. Something needs to be done to fix that. :/
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SocietyOfHeathens
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07
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