Mcdonald Pick up lines

The best Mcdonald pick up lines

Damn baby is your body from McDonald's?

Cause "I'm Lovin' It"
👤︎ u/old_school-kid
📅︎ Jan 17
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I’m nike & you’re my McDonalds

coz i’ll be doing it you’ll be lovin’ it
👤︎ u/madmonkreborn
📅︎ Aug 11
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Hey girl are you mcdonalds?

Cuz you’re mcQueen.
👤︎ u/R29k
📅︎ Dec 14
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Call me McDonald's Sprite

Cause I'd fuck your throat up and leave you gagging.
👤︎ u/ZealousidealStage1
📅︎ Nov 26
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Hey, are you in the mcdonalds menu?

Because you are mcnificent
👤︎ u/IRerth
📅︎ Oct 24
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Is your body from McDonalds...

because I'm lovin it
👤︎ u/Hunter3698
📅︎ Oct 13
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Is your dad the CEO of McDonalds

Because I’m lovin it
👤︎ u/D3eTr0y3r
📅︎ Oct 12
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Is your body a McDonald’s happy meal?

Because I’m lovin it
👤︎ u/hjonk-hjonk-am-goos
📅︎ Sep 24
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Girl are you McDonald's?

Cause I wanna take you out and eat you in the car
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Aug 01
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If you were McDonald's and I were Nike

I'd be just doing you and you'd be loving it.
👤︎ u/anoneatsshit
📅︎ Sep 07
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You'll be McDonald's and I'll be Burger King

I'll do it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
👤︎ u/aristot_e
📅︎ Aug 15
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Hey girl, is your body from McDonald's?

Cuz you look like you got Type 2 Diabtetes Got 'em.
👤︎ u/shrek_shores
📅︎ Jun 10
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Hey, are you McDonald's?

'Cause I would like a Quarter Pounding ;)
👤︎ u/TheHolyAlpaca1
📅︎ Jun 02
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Hey girl, have you seen the clown that hides from gorgeous girls in McDonald’s?

Of course you haven’t ;)
👤︎ u/imnotdolphin
📅︎ Jun 29
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Are you from McDonald’s

Cause I’m Loven it
👤︎ u/k4033
📅︎ Aug 04
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What’s better than a McDonalds menu

Me ‘N U
👤︎ u/AlmightyWyatt
📅︎ May 22
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Are you a big mac from McDonald’s?

Because I wanna fuck you
👤︎ u/space-minivan
📅︎ Feb 15
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Hey girl, are you a McDonalds?

Cuz I'm McLovin it Also I just found out my bf is a lurker here and now everything makes sense
👤︎ u/Vegas_Vanna
📅︎ May 08
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Damn girl old McDonald has NOTHING on you

you sure know how to raise a cock.
👤︎ u/__Gynotarian__
📅︎ Apr 01
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Is your body from McDonald's?

Cause I'm loving' it!
👤︎ u/get-lines
📅︎ Jan 21
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Hey girl is this McDonalds?

Cause ur a McGorgeous and I'm lovin it
👤︎ u/CobaltEdge_
📅︎ Feb 14
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Girl did you come from McDonald's

Cause I'm lovin it
👤︎ u/EwadoEggs
📅︎ Dec 11
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(Ordering at McDonalds)

I’ll take a number…hmm…you know what, I can’t really decide which number to get…so could I have yours?
👤︎ u/llliane
📅︎ Jul 09
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Is that ass from McDonalds

Cause im lovin it
👤︎ u/Tim_j_j
📅︎ Feb 15
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What do you and McDonald's have in common?

You both make my heart stop
👤︎ u/MMEDINAP44
📅︎ Jul 09
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I am nike and you are mcdonalds

Cause I'm doing it and you're loving it!
👤︎ u/totosaur_
📅︎ Nov 23
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Hey baby are you from McDonald's?

Because you're fat and greasy
👤︎ u/Gavon420
📅︎ Feb 17
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Hey baby is your body from McDonald'?

Because I'm lovin it
👤︎ u/Gavon420
📅︎ Feb 17
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What do you and McDonald’s have in common?

I’m hoping you’ll both be open late at night when I’m hungry Inspired by precious post
👤︎ u/Jarboner69
📅︎ Jul 11
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Are we at McDonald's?

Because I'm gonna fuck you in the bathroom
👤︎ u/MCBrightLight
📅︎ Sep 03
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Best pickup line ever?

I read this somewhere and was so impressed by it like whoaaaa.. It goes.."Baby if you were McDonald's and I was Nike..I would be doing it and you would be just lovin it.."
👤︎ u/squiggly_squido
📅︎ May 17
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