Mile Pick up lines

The best Mile pick up lines

Planes need a mile of runway to take off..

But when I saw you, my heart took off instantly 🥺🥺
👤︎ u/futraf97
📅︎ Jun 28
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You may be miles away

But I’m just one call away.
👤︎ u/snorlax420__
📅︎ Mar 10
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Damn girl, I’d drag my dick through a mile of broken glass..

Just to hear your fine ass fart through a walkie talkie.
👤︎ u/canorris_11902
📅︎ Dec 24
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Would you like to be my sun?

Then stay 92,935,700 miles the fuck away from me
👤︎ u/ClutchDragon55
📅︎ May 14
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Baby with a booty like that,

I'd follow a mile of your shit, just to see where it came from.
👤︎ u/noratis_hoc_69
📅︎ Mar 06
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Hey girl are you a sedimentary rock

Because you’re miles thick
👤︎ u/williamsjandre
📅︎ Mar 15
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Hey baby, will you be the sun in my life?

Good. Then stay 98,000,000 miles away from me.
👤︎ u/Gavon420
📅︎ Feb 18
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If you ever get (and use) an opportunity to tell a girl "I don't bite," don't follow up with "Unless you want me to"

The line is cliche to the point that most girls will see it coming a mile away. Hit her with something like "I'm more of a nibbler than anything. ;-)"
👤︎ u/RayAP19
📅︎ Dec 02
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Disturbing thoughts.....

Recently I came across the saying "I would eat a mile of her shit just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie", anybody got any better ones?
👤︎ u/Virginiatug
📅︎ Apr 30
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