Tax Pick up lines

The best Tax pick up lines

Hey girl am I the government? because I would like to have lots of "net taxes".

U have my respect if u figure it out. Good luck
📅︎ Dec 27
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Hey girl I brew my own beer, file my own taxes, make my own porn

Threw some words together, should I try this on someone?
👤︎ u/pypluto
📅︎ Jan 06
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Sup gurl, are you tax evasion?

Cause you got me locked up.
📅︎ Mar 29
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Hey girl are you tax letters?

Because I want you to keep me up all night
👤︎ u/JairSterre
📅︎ Mar 08
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Hey are you my taxes?

Cause I gotta do you before April 15th.
👤︎ u/FineSlim1
📅︎ Mar 10
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Three things are certain in life.

Death, taxes, and my love for you.
📅︎ Apr 16
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Hey girl are you associated with the Panama papers?

Can i check out your tax haven?
👤︎ u/Arabalidos
📅︎ Apr 13
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