Tower Pick up lines

The best Tower pick up lines

Wanna play a game of fortnite bc I would love for you to tilt my towers

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👤︎ u/lil_lanna14
📅︎ Sep 18
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Are you the twin towers?

Because I'm tryna explode inside you
👤︎ u/Stickerfricker
📅︎ Aug 01
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Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to put my white cylinder in you
👤︎ u/WaveMyDash
📅︎ Aug 16
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Hey are you twin towers?

Cause I'd like to crash into you.
👤︎ u/entropyconquers
📅︎ May 17
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Hey are you the twin towers?

Cuz I’d like to crash into you.
👤︎ u/F-in-the-chat-pls
📅︎ May 15
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I must be the twin towers

Because I fell for you
👤︎ u/w0n_t0n
📅︎ Jan 09
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Are you 911? Cuz I’m tryna crash my plane in between your towers

Idk if this has already been made but fuck it
👤︎ u/yungspacexan
📅︎ Mar 28
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Girl are you a 5g tower?

Cause baby you got the whole world falling love sick for you
👤︎ u/mystermermistermer
📅︎ Apr 05
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Are You The Twin Towers?

Because I want to ride myself into you.
👤︎ u/Ya-Square-Boi
📅︎ Mar 27
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You two remind me of the WTC towers

Because I want to explode into you (threesome initiation)
👤︎ u/VapioVt1
📅︎ Jan 10
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I'm feeling as high as the twin towers.

So are you gonna blow me up or not?
👤︎ u/BRA3D7N
📅︎ Feb 15
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*only works on tall girls* Hey your legs are like towers

I guess that makes me George Bush
👤︎ u/sir-sillywilly
📅︎ Nov 12
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Wanna know why they call me the twin towers?

because i fell for you.
👤︎ u/wulree
📅︎ Sep 17
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Are you the Tower of Babel?

Because when I’m done with you, you’ll be speaking a whole new language.
👤︎ u/Cruyio
📅︎ Oct 30
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Hey girl, are you a tower?

Because Eiffel for you.
👤︎ u/xxkitkatluvxx
📅︎ May 24
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Are you the Twin Towers

Because I wanna fly my Boeing 767 into your south
👤︎ u/superdino1234
📅︎ Jul 12
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Hey girl, if you'll be lower Manhattan then Ill be the South Tower

And Ill go down on you in less than 11 seconds
👤︎ u/Duckuverymuch
📅︎ May 09
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Hey baby do you want to re-ennact 9/11 with me

Because I want both our towers to blow up
👤︎ u/Magikapow
📅︎ Jul 23
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Hey girl, your love...

Hit me harder than the twin towers
👤︎ u/savage420mememaster
📅︎ Jan 09
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Hey girl are you into spoonerisms

Cause I'd like to shake a tower with you
👤︎ u/nanofatty22
📅︎ Oct 07
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Hey girl are you Al Qaeda?

Cause I want you to smash my tower
👤︎ u/HentaiHomey
📅︎ Sep 11
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Are you an End Crystal?

Are you an End Crystal? Because I'd like you to dance on the tip of my tower.
👤︎ u/Ixaruz
📅︎ Aug 02
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Want to play notre dame?

You play with my bell tower and I’ll leave you with a burning sensation
👤︎ u/shamu060391
📅︎ Apr 16
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Hey girl are you saudi arabia?

cuz i want you to blow my tower
👤︎ u/Adelxksa
📅︎ Aug 23
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Trigger Warning: Offensive pick-up line ahead

Hey girl, you can call me the North Tower. Cause I put out for 102 minutes then leave you in pieces on the ground.
👤︎ u/jacencross
📅︎ Dec 16
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