News Pick up lines

The best News pick up lines

Baby, are you the vaccine?

Because you’re the best damn news I’ve had all year
👤︎ u/wolf_ricky
📅︎ Nov 13
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Hey are you newspaper?

Because there is a new issue every time I see you
👤︎ u/Sorrysenpai420
📅︎ Jan 05
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Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there’s a new issue with you every single day. (Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)
👤︎ u/sketchb02
📅︎ Jun 06
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Hey girl are you a newspaper?

Because there is a new issue with you every fucking day
👤︎ u/rewtyman
📅︎ Feb 16
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