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I just read a list called "100 things you must do before you die"

I'm surprised you weren't one of them
👤︎ u/FrogOnALeash
📅︎ Nov 03
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I see that you just died

But I’m really necro-feelin ya right now
👤︎ u/ChuckNorrisStreams
📅︎ Oct 07
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say “I don’t know what to say when I approach a woman,” so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The “value” you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must “hook” her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say “Hey, you look fucking amazing” or “Hey you look fucking hot” or “Hey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etc…” or “I fucking love your energy and aura.” If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with “What’s your name” or something like “You are hot, but are you nice/cool/etc…?” If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like “You look like you are having the most fun of any person here” or “Damn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonight” or “Thanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.” I can already hear you dorks squealing “you can’t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etc…” Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. “Hi, my name is X. What’s yours?” This is good for more formal situations where you can’t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with “Hey, how are you?” or “What’s going on with you?” or “Hey, what’s up?” Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say “Hey I’m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.” If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: “Sorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.” If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say “you are too hot for these guys you are with.” If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. “So, what’s your deal?” (with a sly grin) “Congratulations, what’s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?” If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. “Where were you before this?” or “What have you been up to tonight?” “What did you do today?” (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). “What brings you here tonight?” “Have you been here before?” “Are you having a fun night?” “How do you guys know each other?” (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with “hey my name is” your second line can be “you look fucking hot.” If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesn’t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and “conquer” the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what ‘the best’ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say “these are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.” You are right – you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no “wrong” answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to “win” or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches people’s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etc… **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like “what is your favorite movie or album”? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy – if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
👤︎ u/Woujo
📅︎ Dec 22
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Roses are Red they Die and then Rot

I finally realized you’re just another thot
👤︎ u/Johnnyboi4131
📅︎ Sep 04
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
👤︎ u/Pheww_
📅︎ Jan 18
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You be hitler , I'll be a Jew

Cuz babe i want to die for you
👤︎ u/dawnsins
📅︎ Dec 29
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I want to be your tear drop

So I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips.
👤︎ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
📅︎ Feb 08
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I'll have my eyes donated when I die...

The person who’ll get them, will be the luckiest person on the planet cause those eyes saw you
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 11
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Hey sense we all gonna die of corona time

Do u wanna be my motivation to live?
👤︎ u/TheGarlic_Gladiator
📅︎ Mar 17
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Hey girl are you 9 mortal men doomed to die?

Cause I'd like to put a ring on you and in the darkness bind you
👤︎ u/zero01alpha
📅︎ Jan 30
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Fun fact: did you know that roughly 650,000 people die from falls each year, making them the second leading accidental death?

Good to know it makes sense why I’m falling for you
👤︎ u/SlickNick74
📅︎ Dec 14
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Please visit me when I die

So my heart can start beating again.
👤︎ u/dyey_ahr
📅︎ Jul 13
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Girl you remind me of the sun

Everyone knows you but everyone will die if they come near you
👤︎ u/Bored_User_Is_Here
📅︎ Oct 23
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Hey girl did you die after living a life of sin

Because you’re hot as hell
👤︎ u/KillerCroc124
📅︎ Sep 20
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Golf based pun for a girl called caddie?!

I never get pun appropriate names and am dying to use one!
👤︎ u/HypnoBats
📅︎ Sep 24
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Hey babygirl, are you an anglerfish

because you light up the way my dark world... ...and I want to bite onto you and fuse my vital and reproductive organs and blood veins with yours before I die. Please, I don't have long!
👤︎ u/PixelPenguinArtist
📅︎ Sep 14
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If I were a taxidermist and you had a pet donkey that died...

Would you let me stuff that ass?
👤︎ u/NotAGiraffe57
📅︎ Oct 18
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Hey girl, are you my country?

Because I'll die for you
👤︎ u/Awesomedarkbo
📅︎ May 13
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consider me suicidal...

consider me suicidal because I'd rather kiss you than die
👤︎ u/Theiromia
📅︎ Sep 14
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It's believed that people see the best things in life 5 minutes before they pass away

Should I die to meet you?
👤︎ u/Aurosonic
📅︎ Jul 21
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Hey are you immortal?

Cause I think your cuteness will never die.
👤︎ u/Killadoe
📅︎ Jul 28
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Are you my insecurities?

Because you’re something to die for
👤︎ u/WheresMyLamSauce
📅︎ Aug 04
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Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.
👤︎ u/AwesomeToucan2
📅︎ Sep 13
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What do you and a face mask have in common

Without either on my face I'd die
👤︎ u/whope71803
📅︎ Jul 30
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I'm sure you can't be infected by corona

Cuz the virus dies at high temperatures and you are HOT!
👤︎ u/SvG112003
📅︎ Mar 18
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Hey girl, are you oxygen?

Cuz i would literally die if i were separated from you for long enough...
👤︎ u/sheeperbeeper
📅︎ Aug 06
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You think this face is ugly ( pointing towards your own face)

Babe, girls die to sit on it
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ Aug 14
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
👤︎ u/petergriffinfricken
📅︎ May 09
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Damn girl, are you a hospital?

Cause I wanna die in you
👤︎ u/SirGoaty
📅︎ Apr 18
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Damn girl, are you area 51?

Because I'd die to get inside you.
👤︎ u/negativefiveteen
📅︎ Jul 17
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I think you are a bullet

Coz when you're entering my heart, i die
👤︎ u/killmesd
📅︎ Jun 11
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Hey girl, I know we are in the middle of a pandemic and that the bodies are piling up around us

but just once before we all die lemme take you out before the coronavirus do
👤︎ u/stankycarrot
📅︎ Apr 19
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You must be my phone charger

Because I'd die without you.
👤︎ u/EssYo02
📅︎ Mar 31
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Girl, you must be the charger to my phone

Cuz I would die without you
👤︎ u/BedsheetCover
📅︎ Dec 17
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The girl with no name

I matched with a girl (not)named Arya. Me: You don't seem to have a name. But it's alright, you can scream mine tonight. Arya: I will poke you with the pointy end, if you throw a Game of Thrones pun at me again. Should I marry her? I am skeptical, I like my posts read, not my wedding. Update: Me: Well, that was my plan for you later. Arya: We are probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens.
👤︎ u/fakeidforreddit
📅︎ Apr 23
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Roses are red, violets are blue

Boris is PM I die now
👤︎ u/Lord_Maltezer
📅︎ Dec 16
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I'm just a basic guy...

Who for you is even ready to die - Day 64
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Mar 09
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Roses are red, lapis is blue

I'd rather die than respawn without you
👤︎ u/oofieDoofi3
📅︎ Sep 14
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Are you the cure to AIDS?

Because I’m positive I’ll die without you
👤︎ u/papatayto
📅︎ Jan 12
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Hey girl are you a pizza

Cuz I would die to have you rn
👤︎ u/Nepu_Nepz
📅︎ Mar 07
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" Why did you eat the last of our rations?"

"We're going to fucking die in the meanwhile wanna date?"
👤︎ u/ThePizzaKid321
📅︎ Jan 19
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