Object Pick up lines

The best Object pick up lines

Damn girl, Are you a sex object?

Because I want to have sex with you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/BigWillyDabOnUrMum
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 22
šŸšØļøŽ report

Hey, are you a 3d printer?

Because I want to level your bed (3d printers make a 3d object layer by layer, and the first one is the most important, because it is put on a hot plate also called bed, so to get a good first layer, you need to calibrate the height of the plate, or in other words, level the bed)
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/GeoMap73
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 15
šŸšØļøŽ report

Hey girl, are you an objection?

Because Iā€™m gonna overrule you tonight
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/lizzyfree
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 12
šŸšØļøŽ report

Are you a heavy object?

Because I will Pick you Up Bang you to the floor and then complain about my back
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Jaku2201
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 02
šŸšØļøŽ report

If you were an astronomical object...

you'd be the Great Attractor.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/MrNebul4
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 10
šŸšØļøŽ report

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/PM_UR_CROSS-STITCHES
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 17
šŸšØļøŽ report