Excuse Pick up lines

The best Excuse pick up lines

Excuse me did you grow up on a farm?

Cuz you sure know how to raise a cock!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_See_Black
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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Excuse me, do you know what time it is?

Get in the van.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lm_someone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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Excuse me I want u to do me like skepta,

And call me papi chulo
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kahootmaster1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31
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Excuse me, ma’am, are you aware of the ongoing coin shortage?

Because you’re the first dime I’ve seen since March!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/8shtee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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Excuse me, I lost my phone number.

Can I have yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RedEye995
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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Excuse me, I think you dropped something...

It was your standards, Hello my name is _______
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fre-sha-va-cadoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
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Excuse me, could you hold this for me for a second?

::points to penis::
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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Excuse me i think i dropped something....

My jaw.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kyleeeee456
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29
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excuse me can I know the way out ?

Cuz I m trapped in those beautiful eyes of yours
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/himidimi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31
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Excuse me, I'm lost, can you help me...

I looked into your eyes and now I don't know where I am...which way to your heart?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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Excuse me for you have a can of Coke?

Because you’re β€œSoda” fine!!’
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hmodern
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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Excuse me ma'am, why do you still drive?

Didn't your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14
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excuse me ma’am, are you a website URL?

because ://
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/soggymotherfucker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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Excuse me, can i take your temperature?

Because you're looking pretty hot.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/US3RN4M3_IS_T4K3N
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28
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Excuse me, do you know what time it is?

Get in the truck
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lm_someone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12
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You remind me of the 20 letters in the alphabet

Her: But there’s 26 letters in the alphabet. Me: Oh, how could I forget U R A Q T. Her: Wait, that’s only 25 letters!? Me: Excuse me, but you can get that D later.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AdFlashy9005
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brynjaminge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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Excuse me, you dropped something...

...your standards, hi I’m **insert name here**
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChrisLongRod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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Excuse me miss, I'm new in town and was told that beautiful women know the fun places to spend time at.

Would you mind showing them to me sometime?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Twoklawll
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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Excuse me, would you happen to be a Pokemon?

Cause the first time I took a peek at you I was electrified....
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Davidiamdavid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29
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I wish I was Burger King cuz then I’d have an excuse to make you my queen

Note: Idk why I put the Burger King instead of King maybe it just sounds more realistic and plus it can be used to extend the pickup line
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BrokenLlama68
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McGroon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20
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Excuse me, do you have a Franklin D. Roosevelt tattoo?

Just checking, he’s supposed to be on every dime.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BarryMcKawkaner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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Excuse me i think you dropped something,

Hopefully its your expectations for tonight! Hey im <name> by the way.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Haunted_1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight?

Or do I need to pass in front of you again?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XcecutionS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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I hope your Dad won't approve us being together

Because then I have an excuse to Kidnap you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zlogonjepissa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
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Excuse me ma’am, but do you happen to have any sulfur, plutonium, and yttrium?

because i need some PuSY
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blinkyblinky420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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Excuse me, it clearly says no ciggarets

And you're obiously smoking (hot)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_like-pot8os
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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Excuse me are you good at math?

How can I find your number?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NaNo_OS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Excuse me miss? I seem to have a problem finding a phone number in my contacts.

(Girl) : which number? (Me) : your number
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/grimlin20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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Excuse me, I just shit my pants.

Can I get into yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ansari1121
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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Excuse me lady, I don't mean to disturb your day but I'll just like to know...

What's your name?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jetty_Boy
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25
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Excuse me ma'am. You dropped something.

She looks down and then back to you Your standards. Hi my name is...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mexicrat40
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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Excuse me, do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SupahNintenJoe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30
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Excuse me, do you have a mirror in your pocket?

Cuz I see myself in your pants
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sebicoroian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11
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Excuse me, you dropped something...

Your standards... Hi, I'm \[Name\]
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LeRedditist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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Excuse me madam, are you by any chance a small lifeboat?

Because I have a pressing desire to overcrowd you with my sea men.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slightly-simian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
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Excuse me, can I follow you?

Cos my dad told me to always follow my dream
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nok4us
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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Excuse me! I have appeared to have lost my virginity...

Can I take yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fildo_Daggins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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excuse me ma'am, did you do 9/11?

because you're hot enough to melt steel beams.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/disgustingpenis69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye

Nevermind it was just a spark
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hanzikewl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07
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"Excuse me, do you have a band-aid I can use?"

Because I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ConfusedVexation
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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Roses are red. Violets are bule.

Excuse me, miss? Can I fuck the shit outta you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hillenium
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22
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Can you punch me real quick?

Cause I’m looking for an excuse to hit on you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theonethatwasthere
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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"Does this belong to you...?"

(Setup: Before you try this you need to preplan and have a piece of jewellery or something with you. IE... bracelet, necklace, etc even if it's plastic junk) ... "Excuse me does this belong to you?" (hold out jewellery) HER: "Nooo???" "Are you sure?" HER: "Yeahhh" "Oh, well I found it at the other end of the bar and the guy there said it belonged to the prettiest girl in the bar, so I figured it was yours" ... works 100% of the time.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iamusuallyright102
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25
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For them waiters and waitresses

*after they bring the dessert menu” β€œHey excuse me, there’s something wrong with my menu” β€œI’m sorry, what seems to be the problem” β€œI don’t see you on here” 😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TFF_Torquejack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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A man walks up to an attractive woman in a bar.

He gets over to her and repeatedly drops citrus fruits. He says β€œExcuse me can you help? I’m not very good at pick up limes.”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/free-minds
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27
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A smoker who you find very attractive. Male or Female

Excuse me, but , you’re β€œsmoking”all by yourself. That cigarette isn’t necessary!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joconyc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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Me: You remind me of the 21 letters of the alphabet...

You: But there are 26 letters in the alphabet. You’re missing 5! Me: Oh, excuse me. I forgot U R A Q T...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mathemagician21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31
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Fool proof pickup line

Go up to a girl smoking a cigarette and say "excuse me but smoking isn't allowed here" Then when she reacts say "oh, I didn't even know you had a cigarette; I was talking about you because you are smoking" You're welcome.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Real_Friendo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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8 Lines Women Want To Hear From YOU

Eight Lines Ladies Want To Hear From You Here are some more straightforward openers for the slightly faint-of-heart: β€’ Do you mind if I flirt with you for awhile? β€’ Excuse me, I think it's time we met. β€’ So, do you know any good pick-up lines? β€’ Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)? β€’ How hard would it be to talk you into dancing with me? β€’ You look like you could use some company. β€’ Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? β€’ You are too beautiful for me not to talk to. The lines might be fun to try β€” say, on a bet β€” but any canned come-on should be a last resort if your hope is to start a relationship beyond a one-night stand, says relationship coach Toni Coleman, a relationship coach in McLean, Va. "When we think of a line, right away we think insincere, canned, something that's used on everybody," Coleman explains β€” and that's a far cry from the special way we want to feel. A compliment on a woman's smile or her clothes might be all it takes to win her heart, says Coleman, or try a time-tested opener of the simplest kind: "Hi, how are you?" or "Hi, my name is ..."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mscfounders
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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