Oil Pick up lines

The best Oil pick up lines

Are you an oil resource?

Cuz I wanna drill inside of you
👤︎ u/nembolt
📅︎ Jan 26
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Hey girl, are you a country with oil?

Because I'm worse at pulling out than the US Government.
👤︎ u/friendlyvodka
📅︎ Jul 29
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Hey girl are you Abu Bakr al Baghdadi?

Because I want you to Beg Daddy to put his oil in your well
👤︎ u/infinity540
📅︎ Feb 13
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Hey baby are you a snake oil

Cus i wanna put you on my dick
👤︎ u/accidental_kitten
📅︎ Oct 04
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hey babe, you a untapped oil reserve?

because I really want to frack you
👤︎ u/massiveZO
📅︎ Aug 22
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Why do you have to be so crude?

I'm just drilling for oil!!
👤︎ u/MarcusPhoenixx
📅︎ Jul 24
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I'm no mechanic but...

I totally would like to oil your piston
👤︎ u/isawthegodilikedit
📅︎ Sep 07
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