Nation Pick up lines

The best Nation pick up lines

Are you from Earth nation?

Cause girl, you sure know how to bend my rock
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/my_name_is_ashal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Are you the national grid of Pakistan?

Because I keep trippin' whenever I'm around you. Just can't keep my eyes off of you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/randomacc12345ount
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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Are you the nation of Czechoslovakia?

Because I want to split you in half
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billy-joels-dad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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Sometimes you gotta destroy something beautiful

And grl, I want to destroy you. By placing Van's full of home made plastic explosive made from the rendering of the fat first the soap we make to sell back to the rich women who we got the lard from in the first place along your foundations strategically, to wipe the nation's debt record causing utter irreversible chaos
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/quaado_17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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I must be Nicolas Cage,

Because your ass is a national treasure 😜
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZoLx99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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Do you have any [insert nationality of yours here] in you?

No? Would you like some?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/An4kin_S4ndwalker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14
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Are you the national debt clock?

Because you’re making me really nervous and I’d love to watch you go down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aylaflowers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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I won’t let Nicholas Cage take you away

Them: You wut? Me: You’re my national treasure.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03
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Hi my name is Nic Cage...

And I believe you are the national treasure I’m looking for.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CashCatner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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