Older Pick up lines

The best Older pick up lines

Hey girl, are you a snow day?

Because you sure look beautiful and fun but the older I get the more I realize you just mean a lot more work for me trying to dig myself out.
📅︎ Jan 27
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(For older women) Hi ma'am, are you an abstract class?

Cause I would like to inherit from you.
📅︎ Oct 09
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Yesterday I grabbed coffee with an older women ..

She sat and I asked what she wanted before going to the counter to order, she said double double (Canadian for two cream two sugar) so I went and ordered then brought back our drinks. I gave her the coffee and said "I didn't add any sugar because you're already sweet enough". She looked at me and said "shut the fuck up". My mom didn't find it funny, but the girl at the table next to me did. We now have a lunch date this afternoon. TL;DR Used pick up line on my mom, now have a date with a cute girl
📅︎ Apr 11
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Hey gurl... are you the earth?

Because you only get hotter the older you get.
👤︎ u/Emmi-stay
📅︎ May 28
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I like my women the same way I like my alcohol...

Aged to perfection. (Best used with women older than you)
📅︎ Oct 23
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