Prophet Pick up lines

The best Prophet pick up lines

Whoever designed the QWERTY format keyboard was a prophet:

He knew U and I belong together.
📅︎ Jan 25
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I must be a prophet...

she says "Why?" You say "because you're my miracle."
👤︎ u/eaglepoop
📅︎ Feb 05
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