Painting Pick up lines

The best Painting pick up lines

Hey girl, are you a DaVinci painting?

Because i want to nail you on the wall behind my bed
👤︎ u/fishesflyinghigh
📅︎ Oct 23
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Hey girl, are you a painting?

Because I wanna nail you in my house.
👤︎ u/kronksStonks
📅︎ Oct 25
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I was just painting my future...

What clothes should I paint you in? - Day 212
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Aug 09
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If you were a painting

I'd hold you up against the wall and nail you to it
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Jan 06
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Damn girl, are you a painting?

Cuz I want to hang you from a wall.
👤︎ u/heeus-i
📅︎ Mar 29
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I have way too many of these

Hey girl/guy/non-binary/appache-attack-helicopter, are you a Picasso painting? because your very unique.
👤︎ u/GiraffeGuru993
📅︎ Jan 05
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Do you wanna be a painting

..Coz I'm an artist and would love to work on you. xD
👤︎ u/shravanbhat
📅︎ Dec 21
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For artist enthusiasts

If you were a painting you’d be a masterpiece
👤︎ u/DataTypeC
📅︎ Apr 19
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