Dish Pick up lines

The best Dish pick up lines

Are you a pile of dirty dishes?

Cause I wanna get wet and do you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DeliaPlaysMinecraft
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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Hey girl, are you deep dish pizza?

Cause dayum you are thicc
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rodriguez0319
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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Are you a stack of dirty dishes

Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long. (Works best if you’re a dish boy)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Supream-potato
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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Beauty and The Beast Reference

I love you. Don't believe me? Ask the dishes when I marry you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ateen28
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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