Panties Pick up lines

The best Panties pick up lines

My watch is telling me you donโ€™t have panties on

Maybe itโ€™s 5 minutes fast...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Everestpapi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Your panties are like good beats.

I canโ€™t wait for them to drop Happy holidays fam
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Audmania
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 26
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If I were a household appliance Iโ€™d be a washing machine

Cuz then Iโ€™d always get your panties wet
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lapinkumbrella
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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Are you the second most populated country?

Cause I wanna get India panties
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JacksterL
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 11
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Iโ€™m a heavy dude/former slovenly lothario and this one worked almost every time.

FYI: This is the condensed version. I had to work for it. It wasnโ€™t as simple as just a few sentences. โ€œHey there! Iโ€™m Dave.โ€ ((makes small talk...tries to get date)) Her: โ€œYeah, thanks but no thanks.โ€ Me: โ€œWhy not? Is it my size? I mean, yeah, Iโ€™m fat, but so?โ€ Her: โ€œYou said it, not me.โ€ Me: โ€œAh, come on. There are a ton of guys out there named Dave I bet youโ€™d go out with, but have you ever been out with a ton of guy named Dave?โ€ Her: ((laughs...panties drop))
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/damronhimself
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25
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My watch can detect intimate details about girls. Right now itโ€™s telling me youโ€™re not wearing panties.

You are? I think itโ€™s just running about 30 minutes fast.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/YinYangMojo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 13
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Your panties are like Oreos,

I wanna like the inside.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Charlie2710
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 18
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Her: This is my dog, Pilaf!

Me: As in, Peel off my panties?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DukovichIsADick
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 14
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A little elaborate, but bear with me.

So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks. Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you. You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical. Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Boom. Panties, meet floor.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/How_Majestic
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26
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What's the difference between you and a Ferrari?

I don't want a Ferrari. (drop time of panties may vary)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/f15h80wl
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28
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