Wood Pick up lines

The best Wood pick up lines

(Minecraft one) Hey girl are you bone meal?

Cause you make my wood grow.
👤︎ u/FreshSuccotash5
📅︎ Feb 13
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Wood you? Im stumped!

Her: I broke my leg and need help. Can you help me do my house work and get some groceries? I will make it worth your while and go down on you! Id say have sex but im not sure how to do th at with a broken leg, maybe ou could help figure it out, any idea? Me: oh yeah one time i had sex with a girl with a wooden leg! Ok honestly it was only wooden from the knee up to the waist, but the rest of it was real! Her: The rest of her leg was real? Me: No the rest of her body was real! How wood the rest of her leg be real? Her: wait, How?
👤︎ u/guilty1469
📅︎ Jul 28
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Girl, are you a pinata?

Cuz I would love to beat you with my wood until your sweets gush out.
👤︎ u/podolot
📅︎ Nov 12
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Damn girl are you a lumber company?

Cus you give me wood.
👤︎ u/Loser-Noob
📅︎ Dec 08
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all these pencils but you still think i'm pointless

Nah, I just think you're my sharpener; I'll twist and turn and thrust you inside out till my wood break.
👤︎ u/SaltyFishGo
📅︎ Nov 11
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Hey girl, are you a carpenter?

Cause I want you to nail my wood
👤︎ u/AfricaToto93
📅︎ Oct 16
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Hey girl you a lumberjack?

Cause you be giving me wood
👤︎ u/xXFox_SonaXx
📅︎ Oct 26
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Hey girl are you an axe ?

Because I want you to chop my wood
👤︎ u/HolySpices
📅︎ Jul 27
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Hey girl are you the sun

Cuz you’re hot as fuck and you make my wood grow
👤︎ u/Frogbomb01
📅︎ Jun 03
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Hey girl, are you a furnace?

Because I want to stick my wood in you
👤︎ u/Awesomedarkbo
📅︎ May 12
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Hey girl are you a lumberjack?

Cause I need your help chopping this morning wood ;)
👤︎ u/adamac720
📅︎ Apr 23
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Let's say we turn this lil spark we have here into a fire back at my place;

I'll bring the wood
👤︎ u/McGroon
📅︎ Jun 07
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Hey are you a Lumber Jack?

Because I’ll let you go downtown with my morning wood
👤︎ u/Cursed_Fellow
📅︎ Dec 28
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Hey girl, You're like Jesus - a generous carpenter

Cuz you're giving me wood.
👤︎ u/maxstern95
📅︎ Mar 06
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I hope you're not a lumberjack

Because my wood is hard
👤︎ u/Kabacis24
📅︎ Feb 18
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Hey girl, you know groot?

That's how you turn me, when you look at me. Hard wood..
👤︎ u/ashutoshsoni16
📅︎ Jan 10
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Ayo girl are you a tree?

Because you give me wood
👤︎ u/Savsniper67
📅︎ Nov 29
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Are you superstitious?

Cuz I want you to knock on my wood!
👤︎ u/Donald_Trump_Himself
📅︎ Aug 18
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Hey baby do you work at Home Depot?

Because I swear, you've given me wood before
👤︎ u/Gavon420
📅︎ Feb 19
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I know why they call it a beaver

Because it's always wet and hungry for some wood.
👤︎ u/mad_like_hatter
📅︎ Nov 16
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Are you a blender? Because I want to put a baby in you.

I'm not so great with metaphors, I'm happy I met a ten instead. Are you petrification? because you make my wood rock hard. My name is America, and you must be the White House, because I wanna put a dick in you and then complain about it to my friends. Are you Naruto? Because I want Shipudden out for me. Are you Light Yagami? Because Misa in love with you. Do you like anime? Because you anime belong together.
👤︎ u/KuntaStillSingle
📅︎ Aug 12
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Girl, call me Master Splinter...

...cause you're gonna be rubbing my wood!
👤︎ u/The_Kalawishis
📅︎ Aug 07
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