The 66 Best Pants Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

Hey baby i just shit my pants

Can i get in yours?

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👤︎ u/nuGGet909

📅︎ Feb 09

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I ejaculated on my pants can I ejaculate in your ass?

Numbah 1 pick up line

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👤︎ u/Baba_Booey69

📅︎ Jan 06

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Are your pants made out of glass?

Because I can see myself in those 😁

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👤︎ u/nirmaezio

📅︎ Dec 28

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Is that a keg in your pants?

Cause I’d love to tap that Ass

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👤︎ u/tallasiand

📅︎ Jul 05

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Is that a mirror in your pants

Cuz I can see myself. In your pants

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👤︎ u/ricastro53

📅︎ Sep 17

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Is that a mirror in your pants.

Because I can see myself in them

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👤︎ u/saberboi

📅︎ Nov 14

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Are the tectonic plates in your pants?

Cause them jeans gave me an assquake

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👤︎ u/Toowiz

📅︎ Nov 20

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Hey girl! I just shat my pants

Can I get in yours

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👤︎ u/dometic_violins

📅︎ Oct 24

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I heard you have comfy pants

Mind if i get in them

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👤︎ u/12cheese21

📅︎ Jun 04

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Do you like the Lego Movie?

Because when we get together, both of us are gonna ask: "Honey, where are my pants?"

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👤︎ u/gdclique

📅︎ Feb 14

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Are you from Greece cause I wanna Roman in those pants

I'm not sorry

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👤︎ u/kinkyguy01

📅︎ Jul 23

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This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82. I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like “Would you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No! Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.

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👤︎ u/CaptainFlyingsolo

📅︎ Feb 13

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Do you have a mirror in your pants?

Because i can see myself in there.

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👤︎ u/Ima-Kashoot_Myself

📅︎ Jun 07

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I just shit my pants.

can I get in yours?

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👤︎ u/StopBish

📅︎ May 30

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I’m having a small intimate get-together if you’d like to come.

Awesome! You’re the only person I asked but you can invite your pants to come down.

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👤︎ u/SchitneySmears

📅︎ Feb 19

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Man those pants look hard to put on

but i’m pretty sure i could pull it off ;) ;)

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👤︎ u/robotchargie

📅︎ May 23

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Hey baby, are you Draco Malfoy?

Because I'd like to Slytherin to your pants.

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👤︎ u/deeonwuli

📅︎ Oct 21

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Did you get those pants on sale?

Cause theyre 100% off at my place

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👤︎ u/boylancl

📅︎ Apr 04

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I just pooped my pants

Can I get in yours

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👤︎ u/septicfan64

📅︎ Apr 12

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I just shit my pants...

Can I get in yours?

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👤︎ u/armadillo552

📅︎ Mar 28

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Looks at her profile picture Hey girl, is that a mirror behind you in your profile picture?

Because I can see myself in your pants.

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👤︎ u/Much-Finance2568

📅︎ Feb 13

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I’ve never been to India

But I’d like to get India pants

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👤︎ u/MrJack12345

📅︎ Jan 22

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What does the New Years ball and your pants have in common?

They’re both dropping tonight 😏

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👤︎ u/thedankasian

📅︎ Jan 01

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Are You A Holiday Meal?

Because you're making my pants tighter and tighter.

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👤︎ u/Pseudomembranous

📅︎ Aug 30

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Hey did you get those pants on sale?

Because they are 100% off at my place

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👤︎ u/givinhi

📅︎ Apr 04

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Hey, are you the London Bridge?

Because my pants are fallin' down, fallin'down, fallin' down

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👤︎ u/SalamanderG13

📅︎ Jan 15

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I just shit in my pants

Can I get in yours?

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👤︎ u/justfurmemes

📅︎ Mar 21

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Did you buy those pants on sale?

Because at my place they'd be 100% off

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👤︎ u/B-man44

📅︎ Feb 26

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There's a garbage can in my pants...

And it's your turn to take out the trash

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👤︎ u/TheRealSlimLaddy

📅︎ Jan 16

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Hey are you my pants right now

Cause your full of shit

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👤︎ u/Bruhmann07

📅︎ Dec 30

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Are those space pants?

Because your butt looks out of this world

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👤︎ u/LiterallyJustJackson

📅︎ Jan 31

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Is that Africa in your pants?

Cause I wanna visit Djibouti.

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👤︎ u/NotMyFaultImMoody

📅︎ Mar 13

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Did you get those pants on sale?

Because I see them being 100% off

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👤︎ u/TheRealRoybot

📅︎ Dec 25

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F*ck, I gonna need a map...

"What for?"/ To find the best way inside your pants

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👤︎ u/AkvonReyne

📅︎ Nov 19

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Are you a school administrator

Cuz there's an extension program going on in my pants

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👤︎ u/kingofwills

📅︎ Dec 05

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I just shit my pants.

Can I get in yours?

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👤︎ u/Chrlie_947

📅︎ Aug 31

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Did you get those pants on sale?

Why? Because at my house they would be 100% off!

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👤︎ u/blaze021

📅︎ Nov 04

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Hey girl, I'm new to this area

Can you tell me where I am right now? Girl: You're on 4th street. Me: I see, and how do I get into your pants from here?

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👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls

📅︎ Oct 19

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Did you get those pants on sale?

Because they're 100% off at my place

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👤︎ u/westcoastvideo

📅︎ Aug 13

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The best Sunday I can think of?

You, me, Netflix and mimosas with no pants on. Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.

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👤︎ u/Jake20019

📅︎ Jul 01

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I just crapped my pants

can I get in yours?

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👤︎ u/PdawgUltimate

📅︎ Sep 10

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I just shit my pants.

Can I get into yours?

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👤︎ u/Phoenix_BFN

📅︎ May 22

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Do you have a Muslim in your pants?

'Cause you got a bomb ass dick.

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👤︎ u/_crywank_

📅︎ Aug 01

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Damn girl, Are you last few drops of piss?

Cause you’re always trying to get in my pants.

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👤︎ u/messicena10

📅︎ Aug 27

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Excuse me, I just shit my pants.

Can I get into yours?

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👤︎ u/Ansari1121

📅︎ Jun 03

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Hey baby. Is that a mirror in your pocket ?

Cause I can see myself in your pants

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👤︎ u/Za3tour

📅︎ Nov 10

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Are those space pants?

Because your Butt is out of this world! Source: Gravity Falls

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👤︎ u/retna246

📅︎ Jul 08

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Oops I’ve shit my pants

Can I get in yours?

👍︎ 9

👤︎ u/spazbarracuda

📅︎ Jul 05

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Do you have a mirror in your pants?

Because I can see myself in them.

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👤︎ u/-Frogg-

📅︎ Jul 15

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My god, those pants are skin tight!

How do you get into them?

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👤︎ u/jaysleeezy

📅︎ Jun 29

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I hope you have a good insurance

Because you’ve just made a huge dent in my pants

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👤︎ u/Zapchatowich

📅︎ Oct 08

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Hey girl, are U an AM4 motherboard?

'Cause I got something ryzen in my pants

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👤︎ u/StennerFPV

📅︎ Aug 19

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I wish i was your phone...

In your pants all the time

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👤︎ u/Skevan2

📅︎ Aug 08

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I think I just shit my pants,

Do you think I can get in yours?

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👤︎ u/Dwant_Hanson

📅︎ May 03

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Are those galaxy pants?

Because your ass is out of this world!

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👤︎ u/noptomist

📅︎ May 07

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You know, I really hate dresses.

Good thing I’ll be wearing the pants in our relationship.

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👤︎ u/u-Wot-Brother

📅︎ Oct 14

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Just call me Burger King

Because my pants are the home of a whopper

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👤︎ u/Sorenta

📅︎ Oct 03

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Are those space pants?

Because your ass is out of this world!

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👤︎ u/Kebdog2020

📅︎ Mar 17

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Is there a mirror inside your pocket?

Cuz I can see myself in your pants

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👤︎ u/Gabucee

📅︎ Sep 08

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so stupid that it just might work

I just shit my pants. can i get in yours?

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👤︎ u/Brettski315

📅︎ Jun 14

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Are pants usually given as family heirlooms?

Because I want to pass down your jeans.

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👤︎ u/Knight499

📅︎ May 15

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Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Because I can see myself in your pants.

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👤︎ u/T_Bicer

📅︎ Jul 01

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Is that a mirror in your back pocket?

Cause I see myself in your pants.

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👤︎ u/Mufreezy10

📅︎ Sep 17

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You're sweet as a strawberry...

Let me jump in those pants and pop your cherry

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👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ May 31

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Is that a mirror inside your pocket?

Because I can see myself in your pants ;)

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👤︎ u/trashatheart

📅︎ Jun 15

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Thought this one up last night

Wanna know why I CANT wear pants? Why? Because they don’t make em with 3 legs

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👤︎ u/sourbrownpoop

📅︎ Jun 26

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Hey baby i just shit my pants

I ejaculated on my pants can I ejaculate in your ass?

Are your pants made out of glass?

Is that a keg in your pants?

Is that a mirror in your pants

Is that a mirror in your pants.

Are the tectonic plates in your pants?

Hey girl! I just shat my pants

I heard you have comfy pants

Do you like the Lego Movie?

Are you from Greece cause I wanna Roman in those pants

This is an original. I came up with on the spot

Do you have a mirror in your pants?

I just shit my pants.

I’m having a small intimate get-together if you’d like to come.

Man those pants look hard to put on

Hey baby, are you Draco Malfoy?

Did you get those pants on sale?

I just pooped my pants

I just shit my pants...

*Looks at her profile picture* Hey girl, is that a mirror behind you in your profile picture?

I’ve never been to India

What does the New Years ball and your pants have in common?

Are You A Holiday Meal?

Hey did you get those pants on sale?

Hey, are you the London Bridge?

I just shit in my pants

Did you buy those pants on sale?

There's a garbage can in my pants...

Hey are you my pants right now

Are those space pants?

Is that Africa in your pants?

Did you get those pants on sale?

F*ck, I gonna need a map...

Are you a school administrator

I just shit my pants.

Did you get those pants on sale?

Hey girl, I'm new to this area

Did you get those pants on sale?

The best Sunday I can think of?

I just crapped my pants

I just shit my pants.

Do you have a Muslim in your pants?

Damn girl, Are you last few drops of piss?

Excuse me, I just shit my pants.

Hey baby. Is that a mirror in your pocket ?

Are those space pants?

Oops I’ve shit my pants

Do you have a mirror in your pants?

My god, those pants are skin tight!

I hope you have a good insurance

Hey girl, are U an AM4 motherboard?

I wish i was your phone...

I think I just shit my pants,

Are those galaxy pants?

You know, I really hate dresses.

Just call me Burger King

Are those space pants?

Is there a mirror inside your pocket?

so stupid that it just might work

Are pants usually given as family heirlooms?

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Is that a mirror in your back pocket?

You're sweet as a strawberry...

Is that a mirror inside your pocket?

Thought this one up last night

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Looks at her profile picture Hey girl, is that a mirror behind you in your profile picture?