Pretty Pick up lines

The best Pretty pick up lines

Roses are red today I think your pretty great

Today's my cake day we should make it a date
👤︎ u/mctoast2
📅︎ Dec 18
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You know the difference between a pretty girl like yourself and a pair of sunglasses?

Sunglasses sit a little higher on my face
👤︎ u/vizzlemynizzle69
📅︎ Jan 02
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Don't be sad, you're so pretty...

there's no punchline, show me your tiddies.
👤︎ u/Abhishekpanchal27
📅︎ Feb 20
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Roses are Red , Just pretty as You

All I want to have, lying next to you
👤︎ u/DSpark11
📅︎ Feb 07
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.

Y’all do be looking stellar ;)
👤︎ u/adoormindrat
📅︎ Jan 14
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I can craft pretty well

So does that make you mine?
👤︎ u/generichumanidk
📅︎ Feb 02
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I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers.

Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
👤︎ u/Its_Tobi7
📅︎ Aug 27
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Roses are red, you’re pretty fly

Bite the pillow cause I’m going in dry
👤︎ u/helloiamaudrey
📅︎ Jan 01
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I heard the mom is only half as pretty as the daughter.

Im guessing your mom is a supermodel.
👤︎ u/dremiXXX
📅︎ Dec 19
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Things aren't so pretty

And things aren't so fine, but ill be alright, with you by my side
👤︎ u/Albino907
📅︎ Nov 23
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Seems to work pretty good

Are you a clementine because you are a real cutie
👤︎ u/Jpeg228
📅︎ Dec 01
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you're pretty and I'm awesome

But tonight we can me pretty fucking awesome together
👤︎ u/Suyesh_Shrestha
📅︎ Oct 31
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Your hand seems pretty heavy...

Let me hold it for you ✨ - Day 44
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 18
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Did your boyfriend tell you how pretty u were today,

or do I got to?
👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa
📅︎ Aug 27
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say “I don’t know what to say when I approach a woman,” so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The “value” you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must “hook” her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say “Hey, you look fucking amazing” or “Hey you look fucking hot” or “Hey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etc…” or “I fucking love your energy and aura.” If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with “What’s your name” or something like “You are hot, but are you nice/cool/etc…?” If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like “You look like you are having the most fun of any person here” or “Damn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonight” or “Thanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.” I can already hear you dorks squealing “you can’t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etc…” Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. “Hi, my name is X. What’s yours?” This is good for more formal situations where you can’t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with “Hey, how are you?” or “What’s going on with you?” or “Hey, what’s up?” Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say “Hey I’m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.” If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: “Sorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.” If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say “you are too hot for these guys you are with.” If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. “So, what’s your deal?” (with a sly grin) “Congratulations, what’s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?” If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. “Where were you before this?” or “What have you been up to tonight?” “What did you do today?” (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). “What brings you here tonight?” “Have you been here before?” “Are you having a fun night?” “How do you guys know each other?” (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with “hey my name is” your second line can be “you look fucking hot.” If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesn’t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and “conquer” the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what ‘the best’ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say “these are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.” You are right – you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no “wrong” answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to “win” or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches people’s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etc… **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like “what is your favorite movie or album”? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy – if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
👤︎ u/Woujo
📅︎ Dec 22
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I’m pretty good with anagrams...

But I could rearrange your insides, too.
👤︎ u/markstache
📅︎ Sep 02
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When people ask me what is the definition of cute and pretty ...

I show them a picture of you ;)
👤︎ u/Qilf1
📅︎ Sep 09
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Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...

You walked past and it didn't go off
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Apr 08
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There will be D in pretty

If you allow me
👤︎ u/bigdikvik
📅︎ Jun 30
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Hey, so I heard a bug got in your eye

It’s not your fault they’re attracted to pretty lights
👤︎ u/CaptainStaraptor
📅︎ Feb 05
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Roses are red, what I see infront of my eyes is pretty nice...

I wish I was cross-eyed so I can see you twice
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 09
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Are your parents retarded?

Because you are looking pretty special!
👤︎ u/Cloud_Beast
📅︎ Jan 27
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Hey girl your pretty cute,

Get in the van
👤︎ u/ponchoman21
📅︎ Nov 11
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Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute.

Together we'd be pretty cute.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Aug 30
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You are pretty and i am cute

We will be pretty cute together
👤︎ u/DustyMage
📅︎ Feb 16
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Roses are red, you are really pretty

How about you let me suck your titty?
👤︎ u/abhishek26997
📅︎ Apr 11
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I cant hold a conversation but,

I can hold you against a wall and call you pretty
👤︎ u/kahootmaster1
📅︎ Dec 11
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Girl are you darth plagious?

Cuz you’re pretty wise
👤︎ u/ShoulderFluid
📅︎ Dec 20
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l'd love to show you my world,

But I'm pretty sure you have a mirror at home.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Nov 03
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Roses are red, violets are blue...

I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Sep 13
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I'm pretty sure I'm living in a simulation

Because theres no way a girl as perfect as you is real
👤︎ u/Sly4578
📅︎ Dec 15
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Hey girl is your barn door open?

because you’re pretty fly
👤︎ u/Stickerfricker
📅︎ Jan 03
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I'm usually pretty funny

But I can't tell jokes in front of pretty girls
👤︎ u/bigshark2740
📅︎ Mar 04
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I’m pretty good at baseball,

but you’re way out of my league
👤︎ u/suprised-pikachuu
📅︎ Feb 25
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Your eyes seem pretty heavy

Let me jam some knives in them after you saw me
👤︎ u/Amonasrester
📅︎ Feb 18
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Do you have a dryer with you?

'cause I'm might get you wet pretty soon
👤︎ u/upvotesdontgivecoins
📅︎ Sep 29
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My hungers pretty low...

And your looking like a cooked porkchop.
👤︎ u/Jatomeer
📅︎ Oct 07
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Hey, I'm pretty sure that I'm invisible. Can you see me?

"Yeah" "How about tomorrow night?"
👤︎ u/KeepCalmJeepOn
📅︎ Jun 08
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You: Hey what’s your name?

Other person: *says their name* Me: nah I’m pretty sure it’s perfection
👤︎ u/Professor_Voodoo
📅︎ Nov 28
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I’d show you my world

But I’m pretty sure you own a mirror
👤︎ u/big-star445
📅︎ Oct 28
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

It looks like you hit your face pretty hard on the way down
👤︎ u/InflatablePikachuGuy
📅︎ Nov 17
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Do you like mushrooms?

Cuz im a pretty fun guy.
👤︎ u/CrackerLoc
📅︎ Oct 01
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Are Your Parents Chilés

Cuz you’re lookin pretty Hot
👤︎ u/xkurlykidx
📅︎ Nov 17
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[Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever. Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now. I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.
👤︎ u/accidental_escapist
📅︎ Jun 29
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Hey girl you must have a pretty great dentist because...

...your teeth are straighter and whiter than the Republican party.
👤︎ u/ep0xyglue
📅︎ Jul 17
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[Insert activity] would be pretty expensive,

But spending time with you would be priceless
👤︎ u/brisop
📅︎ Apr 30
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Can I take your temperature?

Cus you look pretty hot
👤︎ u/Prestige_Doggy
📅︎ Oct 18
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For pretty people with bad personality

Are you a cigarette? Cause you're smoking but also cancerous.
👤︎ u/Meme_God3
📅︎ Mar 14
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Hey girl, are you a last ditch attempt for money?

Cuz I'm pretty desperate.
👤︎ u/Food-Storage
📅︎ Oct 01
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Can I take your temperature?

Cause you look pretty hot!
👤︎ u/maninthesky00
📅︎ Sep 15
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"Hey, are you flexible...

...with your last name?" OR, alternatively: Hey, you know, I'm pretty flexible...with my last name."
👤︎ u/Fabled_Bear
📅︎ Sep 19
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Idk if you like your eggs scrambled, boiled or fried..

But I'm pretty sure you'll love them fertilized
👤︎ u/sarcasteruwu
📅︎ Aug 18
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