Microwave Pick up lines

The best Microwave pick up lines

Im like a microwave meal

Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.
📅︎ Oct 06
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Hey girl, are you a microwave?

Cause I wanna shove my testicles in you!
📅︎ Dec 07
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Hey girl, are you a microwave

Cause mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
📅︎ Aug 03
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Are you a microwave? Cause you’d be loud af when i turn you on at night

**Are you a microwave? Cause you’d be loud af when i turn you on at night**
📅︎ Dec 08
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Hey girl, are you a microwave?

Cuz all you reply is hmm
👤︎ u/kaalachor
📅︎ Aug 30
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Hey girl are you a microwave

Cause I wanna have a bath with you
📅︎ Nov 01
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Are you microwaveable?

‘Cause you got some hot pockets 😉
📅︎ Nov 13
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Hey girl, are you a microwave?

Because M̤̦̹͔̗̦ͧͩ͋̂͋̽ͅMM̭̞̖͂̈ͧ̔̂ͮ͜M͈̯͓͔ͧ̈́͆ͯͯ̌M͔͔̻̳̜̽̂̆̐͂ͦ̅M͈͙̬̥̘ͦͨ̾̈́ͥ͐̉͝M͐̈͏̬̺̝M̟̪̩͍̹̮̠̄̌̐͋̎̂̉̀Mͭͨ̎M̙̊͘M̈́M̩͞Ṃ̛̱̝ͤͣͣ̍͛M̢̫͍͔̯̭͂ͫMͪ̂ͨ͂Ṃ̍̌̀M̦̞͇̬̮͎͜Ḿ̸̍̐̑̀̄M̬͚̤̭̯͋͗ͤ̓̐ͣM̡̻͔̙̻̠ͬͧ͒̆̆͋M͖͈̩̆ͧ̓ͭͣͪ͌M͇̱̮̅̔.̣̭̫̆ͥ͆͊ͯ̀ͨṂ̈́M̼̬͕͈͙̽̽̋͑͂͑̂M̝̫̱̔͆̊̓͛ͯ̚͞M͉̻̾ͪͭͤͦM̞̻̞̜̣ͅM̹̞̲̻̺̠̪̃̑ͤ̚M̴͎̯̠̾̔ͭM̼̾Mͦ͂ͩ͐͐M̰͈͓̐M̦̝̣̬͚̜͖̈̍ͮ͆͐M͔͇̖̟͖͝MM̟͂͛͛ͨM̨͎̹̝̯͇̩̤̆ͭ̏͆͋̔M̛̹̹̼̔M͙̞̝͍̲̲̝͗ͥ̐̇̚̚M̛M̩̝̪̯̤̺̯ͩM̴̠̆̌͆ͬͪM̱ͯ̓͌ͦ̇M̢̙̜̰̺M͓̤͔ͨM͍̜̥̣̖̫̙̈̉̑M̈ͥͬ͒ͫͧ̾M̱̩ͮ͐ͩͭͦ͆͘M̟̥̣͓̯͙̘̌̎̐͗ͫ͝M̯̂̃͊ͪ̃͋̌M̙̻̭̩͎̼͎̅͋ͤ̄̂̚Ň͔̳̙̯̭̱̖̆ͤ̾̀M̼̗̯̤̗̥̂M̳̈ͩ̐̿̓͋͊͡M̩͊͊̓ͯ͊͒͢ͅM̘͕̥̞ͥͦͣ̓͒͋̇M̷͚̱̳̗̜̼̙ͩ͂̔̑͆Mͯ͑ͮ̍̇̚҉̠͔̦M͚̮̰̩̝͙ͨ̎M̪͓̐ͩ̒͛Ṃ͎̺͍͑̄ͤ̽M̤̦̹͔̗̦ͧͩ͋̂͋̽ͅMM̭̞̖͂̈ͧ̔̂ͮ͜M͈̯͓͔ͧ̈́͆ͯͯ̌M͔͔̻̳̜̽̂̆̐͂ͦ̅M͈͙̬̥̘ͦͨ̾̈́ͥ͐̉͝M͐̈͏̬̺̝M̟̪̩͍̹̮̠̄̌̐͋̎̂̉̀Mͭͨ̎M̙̊͘M̈́M̩͞Ṃ̛̱̝ͤͣͣ̍͛M̢̫͍͔̯̭͂ͫMͪ̂ͨ͂Ṃ̍̌̀M̦̞͇̬̮͎͜Ḿ̸̍̐̑̀̄M̬͚̤̭̯͋͗ͤ̓̐ͣM̡̻͔̙̻̠ͬͧ͒̆̆͋M͖͈̩̆ͧ̓ͭͣͪ͌M͇̱̮̅̔.̣̭̫̆ͥ͆͊ͯ̀ͨṂ̈́M̼̬͕͈͙̽̽̋͑͂͑̂M̝̫̱̔͆̊̓͛ͯ̚͞M͉̻̾ͪͭͤͦM̞̻̞̜̣ͅM̹̞̲̻̺̠̪̃̑ͤ̚M̴͎̯̠̾̔ͭM̼̾Mͦ͂ͩ͐͐M̰͈͓̐M̦̝̣̬͚̜͖̈̍ͮ͆͐M͔͇̖̟͖͝MM̟͂͛͛ͨM̨͎̹̝̯͇̩̤̆ͭ̏͆͋̔M̛̹̹̼̔M͙̞̝͍̲̲̝͗ͥ̐̇̚̚M̛M̩̝̪̯̤̺̯ͩM̴̠̆̌͆ͬͪM̱ͯ̓͌ͦ̇M̢̙̜̰̺M͓̤͔ͨM͍̜̥̣̖̫̙̈̉̑M̈ͥͬ͒ͫͧ̾M̱̩ͮ͐ͩͭͦ͆͘M̟̥̣͓̯͙̘̌̎̐͗ͫ͝M̯̂̃͊ͪ̃͋̌M̙̻̭̩͎̼͎̅͋ͤ̄̂̚Ň͔̳̙̯̭̱̖̆ͤ̾̀M̼̗̯̤̗̥̂M̳̈ͩ̐̿̓͋͊͡M̩͊͊̓ͯ͊͒͢ͅM̘͕̥̞ͥͦͣ̓͒͋̇M̷͚̱̳̗̜̼̙ͩ͂̔̑͆Mͯ͑ͮ̍̇̚҉̠͔̦M͚̮̰̩̝͙ͨ̎M̪͓̐ͩ̒͛Ṃ͎̺͍͑̄ͤ̽M̤̦̹͔̗̦ͧͩ͋̂͋̽ͅ
📅︎ Mar 21
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Hot diggity damn girl, are you a microwave?

Cause mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
👤︎ u/Kenhamef
📅︎ Jun 27
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They call me microwave

Because I pull out 2 seconds before I finish
👤︎ u/Cncaulderon
📅︎ Aug 24
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You remind me of recently microwaved clam chowder

Because you are hot, white and thick.
📅︎ Jun 19
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I think I’m a microwave

Because whenever I see you I go mmmmmmmmm
📅︎ Jan 05
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Hey, are you a microwave?

Because I want to put a baby in you.
📅︎ Dec 07
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Did you just come out of a microwave?

Coz them buns hawt
👤︎ u/beardbreed
📅︎ Nov 11
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Girl are you a microwave?

because I want to put a baby in you
👤︎ u/v1len
📅︎ Sep 25
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Girl are you a microwave?

Cuz I want to make you go MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
👤︎ u/Tronnie16
📅︎ Aug 19
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