Pillow Pick up lines

The best Pillow pick up lines

Damn girl are you a pillow

Cause I wanna sleep with you every night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nkd909
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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hey you look like a pillow

because i wanna lay on yiu and sleep
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/big-nicks-dick-muget
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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What’s the similarity and difference between you and a pillow?

The similarity is that I wanna see you both in my bed, the difference is that I wanna see you without your case
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lemoonpai
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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Whenever i come home i bury my face right in the of middle the pillow but lately i feel as its time for a change are you up for the pleasure 🀧

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vth_shadow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25
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Hey girl, are you a pillow

Cause I wanna flip you over and dig my face in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alabama_slave_owner1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14
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Are you the cold side of the pillow?

Because I wanna bury my face inside you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ixaruz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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I seem to have lost my pillow..

May i lay on top of you instead?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/teaspoonhitler
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08
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Can I call you a pillow?

Because I wanna give you head
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notpersonal101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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Girl you're like the cold side of my pillow...

Cause I wanna bury my face in you - Day 47
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21
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Roses are red, you’re pretty fly

Bite the pillow cause I’m going in dry
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/helloiamaudrey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Hey marshmallow, I lost my cuddle pillow...

Join me in bed and replace it, you may get mike ock to swallo πŸ’¦πŸ‘» - Day 14
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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How many pillows do you sleep with?

Would you like another
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Volchaos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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are you my pillow in the summertime?

Because you're so hot that i want to flip you over and feel your freshness on my face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PM_me_ur_Pet-pics
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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Hey are you a pillow?

Cuz I need some head
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/callmezenpie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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