The 27 Best Nuts Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

Girl are you made of meat, cheese, nuts and fruit? Because you're char-cute-to-me

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👤︎ u/iamveryovertired

📅︎ Jan 26

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Hey girl, do you like nuts?

Cause I like to rest mine on the table (*place balls on table*)

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👤︎ u/AfricaToto93

📅︎ Oct 19

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Wanna pretend we’re squirrels

And see who can get the most nuts?

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👤︎ u/1crazygrl

📅︎ Feb 15

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Let's go get Ice Cream

I'll trade you my nuts and whipped cream for your cherry

👍︎ 13

👤︎ u/Donald_Trump_Himself

📅︎ Feb 02

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Hey girl are you a socket wrench ...

... because everytime you look at my my nuts tighten

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👤︎ u/puckumiss91

📅︎ Jan 12

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Hey girl, I'm a flight attendant.

Could I interest you in some salty nuts?

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👤︎ u/dibmembrane

📅︎ Dec 28

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Do you like gardening?

How about you plant tulips on deez nuts

👍︎ 9

👤︎ u/lastlevel23

📅︎ Jan 01

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Are you the reaction between methane and oxygen?

Because you can combust deez nuts any day ✌️🤪

👍︎ 16

👤︎ u/ratticus69

📅︎ Dec 01

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Hey girl, do you like Imagine Dragons?

Cause Imagine Draggon’ these nuts across your face!

👍︎ 21

👤︎ u/the_Cereal_killa

📅︎ Oct 28

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Hey girl, are you a screw driver?

Cause I'm going nuts over you.

👍︎ 14

👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ Sep 22

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Roses are red, Corona's the flu

Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?

👍︎ 1357

👤︎ u/hairy1sausage

📅︎ Mar 20

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Roses are red, corona’s the flu

Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?

👍︎ 236

👤︎ u/JoeDaPenguu

📅︎ Mar 24

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Hey are you a wrench?

Cause everytime i see you my nuts tighten up

👍︎ 26

👤︎ u/Brogomakishima

📅︎ May 17

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If I was a squirrel, and you were an acorn

Would you go nuts for me?

👍︎ 8

👤︎ u/ireadfaces

📅︎ Jun 05

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Girl, are you a squirrel?

Cuz I want you to keep my nuts in your cheeks all winter.

👍︎ 31

👤︎ u/emilliolongwood

📅︎ May 18

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If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree

I’d put my nuts in you

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👤︎ u/memetocompete

📅︎ May 24

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Corona’s the flu, Dora says si,

Will you quarantine your nuts inside me?

👍︎ 25

👤︎ u/retroxmoonnee

📅︎ Mar 24

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You can call me Sydney.

Cause imma be sydneys nuts on your chin

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👤︎ u/JarJarBinks_jpg

📅︎ May 12

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Hey boy, is your name Hershey’s?

Because I want to put your bar and nuts into my mouth

👍︎ 5

👤︎ u/LordAlgor7

📅︎ May 13

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Hey do you like tapes and cd’s?

Cause I’m gonna tape my dick to your face and you can cd’s nuts

👍︎ 20

👤︎ u/Armandsss

📅︎ Dec 19

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You have eyes like spanners

When I look into them, my nuts tighten.

👍︎ 309

👤︎ u/wiseguy887

📅︎ May 28

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If I were a squirrel...

Could I put my nuts in you?

👍︎ 20

👤︎ u/akim-ennuk

📅︎ Oct 29

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Your eyes are like spanners

Every time you look at me my nuts go tight

👍︎ 12

👤︎ u/Gibbo892

📅︎ Sep 18

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Do you like imagine dragons?

Imagine dragon these nuts across your face

👍︎ 12

👤︎ u/nickbfry

📅︎ Jul 11

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Have you ever seen 2001 a space odyssey?

Well you odyssey deez nuts!

👍︎ 46

👤︎ u/HTKAMB

📅︎ Oct 19

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Do you know why they call me the squirrel?

Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.

👍︎ 40

👤︎ u/Dirtypickup

📅︎ Oct 06

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If You Were A Squirrel

I would let you store your nuts in my hole ;)

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👤︎ u/orienkraal

📅︎ Nov 16

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Nuts Pick up lines

The best Nuts pick up lines

Girl are you made of meat, cheese, nuts and fruit? Because you're char-cute-to-me

Hey girl, do you like nuts?

Wanna pretend we’re squirrels

Let's go get Ice Cream

Hey girl are you a socket wrench ...

Hey girl, I'm a flight attendant.

Do you like gardening?

Are you the reaction between methane and oxygen?

Hey girl, do you like Imagine Dragons?

Hey girl, are you a screw driver?

Roses are red, Corona's the flu

Roses are red, corona’s the flu

Hey are you a wrench?

If I was a squirrel, and you were an acorn

Girl, are you a squirrel?

If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree

Corona’s the flu, Dora says si,

You can call me Sydney.

Hey boy, is your name Hershey’s?

Hey do you like tapes and cd’s?

You have eyes like spanners

If I were a squirrel...

Your eyes are like spanners

Do you like imagine dragons?

Have you ever seen 2001 a space odyssey?

Do you know why they call me the squirrel?

If You Were A Squirrel

Girl are you made of meat, cheese, nuts and fruit? Because you're char-cute-to-me

Hey girl, do you like nuts?

Wanna pretend we’re squirrels

Let's go get Ice Cream

Hey girl are you a socket wrench ...

Hey girl, I'm a flight attendant.

Do you like gardening?

Are you the reaction between methane and oxygen?

Hey girl, do you like Imagine Dragons?

Hey girl, are you a screw driver?

Roses are red, Corona's the flu

Roses are red, corona’s the flu

Hey are you a wrench?

If I was a squirrel, and you were an acorn

Girl, are you a squirrel?

If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree

Corona’s the flu, Dora says si,

You can call me Sydney.

Hey boy, is your name Hershey’s?

Hey do you like tapes and cd’s?

You have eyes like spanners

If I were a squirrel...

Your eyes are like spanners

Do you like imagine dragons?

Have you ever seen 2001 a space odyssey?

Do you know why they call me the squirrel?

If You Were A Squirrel

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