Plain Pick up lines

The best Plain pick up lines

Hey girl, are you a large flat plain with no infrastructure, and little sediment build up making it easy to excavate and search for the remains of animals from the Jurassic era?

Because I think I’ll find something interesting if you let me look down there 😉
📅︎ Jun 29
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"You're like the Prism that makes my plain white life so colourful..."

😂😂
📅︎ Mar 21
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Damn girl, are you a plain salad?

Because I want to eat you undressed
📅︎ Mar 15
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Are you a plain bagel

Because I like you with nothing on
👤︎ u/TeenTony1
📅︎ Dec 12
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Are you a plain donut?

Because I'd like you with nothing on!
👤︎ u/xNeron
📅︎ Jul 28
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If I had a rose every time I thought about you,

I'd be walking through plains of roses for an eternity
📅︎ Nov 29
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