Beat Pick up lines

The best Beat pick up lines

Your panties are like good beats.

I can’t wait for them to drop Happy holidays fam
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Audmania
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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You may not be a seat beat...

but I always feel safe with you πŸ₯°πŸ”’
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Damn girl you make me feel like rocky balboa

Every time I see you I just wanna go to a butchers freezer and ruthlessly beat the fuck out of some meat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/quaado_17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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Hey girl, are you my step daughter?

Coz daddy gonna beat that ass, but without the B
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EviL-FeaR
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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Are you made of caffeine?

Because you make my heart beat faster
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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Girl, are you a pinata?

Cuz I would love to beat you with my wood until your sweets gush out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/podolot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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Girl are you a pinata?

Cause I wanna hang you and beat you until your insides come out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Killeror
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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CANCER SURVIVOR IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE WITH PICKUP LINES !!! 3 year battle and i beat it now i need help with the women in college everyone please help me out I’m tryna get back into it and have fun haha

Hey everyone I’m in college and after 3 hard years of battling cancer I’m going back to school but i want to also use my awful disease (lymphoma) as a blessing for me when having fun. So can you guys help me figure out some boss ass pickup lines to get the girls haha
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/D27182627
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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Are you a music composer?

Cause when i see u my heart beat changes tempo
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mostafaMamduuh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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If I was your heart...

Would you let me beat?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tbhijdgafa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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Oh, you play beatsaber?

You can beat my saber if you want
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dolphin-heart-jotaro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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Hey Girl, I hate rap songs that everyone seems to enjoy nowadays. The muic was much better when John Lennon was beating his wife.

music
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IAmGandalfff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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I will beat you to death

Look at my cock
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/milkcock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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Hey girl are you a PokΓ©mon?

Cause I wanna beat the crap out of you then throw some balls in your face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/le_meme_memes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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You must be bad at maintaining rythm

You made ME skip a beat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-KrAnTZ-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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Hey girl, are you a piΓ±ata?

Cause I wanna hang you from the ceiling, beat you till you open, and eat up your insides!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nuggetbomber
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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Hey girl, do you like to recycle?

Yeah? That’s awesome. How about I beat up that box and leave it by the curb in the morning.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jobe612
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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I think I need a health insurance

Cause when I am around you my heart stops beating
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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I think I’m allergic to you

Because whenever I’m around you my heart beats 10 times faster
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jords4803
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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You know why I Names my dick Rihanna?

So I can make like Chris Brown and Beat the shit of it. Now send me some nudes bitch.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Littlemandas
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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Hey girl, are you dopamine?

Because you make my heart; beat faster!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anngered69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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Sh*t, I think I'm having a heart attack...

Oh, false alarm, you just made my heart skip a beat. :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iikorembi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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Hey girl are you my dick...

because id beat tf outta you ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/l_is_for_ludin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01
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I wish I was an Octopus πŸ™

So then I would have two more hearts beating for you πŸ’• - Day 8
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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Please visit me at my grave...

So my heart can start beating again πŸ’“ - Day 21
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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Hey baby, you can call me Hulk

Because I am extremely violent and angry and will possibly beat you to death while you sleep due to my extreme mental illnesses.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ragnarok113
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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I think you should call the PETA asap.

Cuz imma beat that pussy up :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nazagi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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Hey are you a defibrillator

Cause you make my heart want to beat again (Heard this from a friend)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ohm_B
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07
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Did you just get off a United flight...

β€˜Cause I’d beat that.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xMeowser
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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Please visit me when I die

So my heart can start beating again.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dyey_ahr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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Roses are red, my balls are blue

I love beating my meat to you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/datboisamu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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Girl, are you Michael Jackson?

Cause i want you to beat it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vladius9512
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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Hey baby, my dick is harder than Halo 3 LASO...

How about you come over and help me beat it?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheHaremLord
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13
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I am gonna make u see the most beautifull of all the stars..

Call me chris brown cause i am gonna beat the shit out of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fhoenixeterno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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You're my little arrhythmia

Because you make my heart skip a beat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Firetrap137
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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I'm a man of many tongues...

So I live in a community made artificially multicultural. All kinds of curious creatures with curious ears, tongues and orifices. It's quite common to try to establish common tongues. Often in an encounter the first thing you'll ask is where are you from or you'll step up the game and try to predict it up front. French, German, Romanian, Polish, Spanish, Italian, etc. I've tried learning these and I pick them up very quickly when I try but get bored. Different ways of saying the same thing. Dressing up the same thing differently. Best pickup line for me? It's not oh I know a bit of Spanish or Italian. It's I suck and blow at speaking different languages. I only know two or three. English, Cunnilingus and a bit of Anilingus, I never beat around the bush, I'm always in beating in the bush. Either works every time or it was never meant to happen.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dogkindrepresent
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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