Play Pick up lines

To make you mine

Heck I wouldn't know if the onboard queen is cuter or the one moving it.

First we'll get hammered and then I'll nail you.

You be the door, and I'll slam you.

Because I want to take you out

Use my Woody

Because I like playing it when it’s hard to breath

You be the iceberg and ill go down on you

Because I’m willing to handcuff you against a wall

hey girl wanna play a game ? a word of 3 letters means cute ? thats right " you "

Him: No. That's okay, a guy like you is difficult to find anyway.

I'll try not to play with your heart

Because you’re a rank S.

You can beat my saber if you want

Because you are a keeper.

Because I want to play bedwars with you

Except I'm the Imposter and you're the vent ;)

Cause I like your butt g

Because you are my candy crush

First we get hammered, then I nail you.

Mind if I slide into your “Dm”s?

😎

Her: Ok You: Actually I can't Her: Why not? You: Cause a girl like you is really hard to find;) *(clapping of cheeks initiates)*

Its called pearl harbor I’ll lay on the ground and you can blow the hell outta me

Where you are the door and I'll slam you.

Wanna play Coronavirus and get spread on hard surfaces?

You’ll be the door and I’ll slam you

Cause you’ll be wet when I come

When I think of you, I play with my weiner

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"

I have plenty of other games on there, like mario party, ARMS, Kirby, some Snes/Nes games, and even some Pokémon games. But if you really want, we can play some smash in my room.

Actually nvm a girl like you is hard to find😉

Because I want to play all night long

cuz I wanna make you my diamond hoe

Because i’m up 15 love

The more I play with you the harder it gets

actually I can't, because girls like you are too difficult to find.

First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you

Because you’re the only diamond I need

Because I'm drunk and I'm ready to plow right into you

If you're going to play with my feelings all day

But a girl like you would be playing hard-to-get

with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

Cause i wanna unwrap you and play with you in my room;)

..... because I want you to play with my cock.

Oh wait I just remembered I dont have an iPhone but you could always give me your snap?

Im so sorry

Because a person like you is impossible to find

'Cause I am looking forward to getting played.

You could sit on my face while i ChooChoo

Because I wanna get you and play with you all night and day.

And do it without proper protection.

I'll sweep you, and you can be mine

Shake that ass and show me some booty - Day 122

So that we can tie our game of life with the score of love.

…and I want to play with you all day.

because I bust everytime I'm around you.

Because you are playing hard to get.